Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[Methodless Madness]

((Happy birthday.))
"Oh really?" she asked sarcastically.  

[tsubakino]

((yesterday was my birthday today is the party))
have you ever seen anyone make cookies in the microwave?  

[Methodless Madness]

((And your point is? I posted that yesterday if you hadn't noticed.))
"You're...really stupid. I had to melt the chocolate in the microwave. Jin was preheating the oven. Do I have to spell it out?" she asked, annoyed.  

[tsubakino]

you're not supposed to melt the chocolate unless you're makin one big cookie  

[Methodless Madness]

"I'm just following the recipe." she shot back.  

[tsubakino]

*stares at zanna and blinks* did i touch a nerve?... sorry.  

[Methodless Madness]

She passed a hand in front of her eyes and let out a breath. "Don't apologize, it's my fault. I'm just really..." she trailed off, swaying dangerously before passing out, her head connecting with the laminate with an audible crack.  

[tsubakino]

*calls 911 and jin walks in in a doctor costume*... jin you're a doctor?  

[Methodless Madness]

After a few minutes, Zanna muttered something and opened her eyes. "Hey! Get your hands off me!" she shouted, kicking Jin.  

[tsubakino]

*sees that it was the floor that cracked, not zanna*... zanna you have a hard head.  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna nodded proudly and got off the floor, brushing off her jeans. A boy appeared in the doorway, glanced at Zanna, who was wearing a yellow sweater, and commented, "Congratulations, Zanna. You have just won the award of b!tchiest banana." The girl scowled at him as he disappeared in a poof of blue smoke.  

[tsubakino]

who the he!! was he?  

[Methodless Madness]

"Shawn Spencer. He thinks he's a psychic." she said, disgusted.((Shawn Spencer from Psych 3nodding ))  

[tsubakino]

((wait isn't he pretending to be a psychic?))
how did he suddenly dissapear?  

[Methodless Madness]

((Yesh, but he tries to convince everyone else. Wait...you watch Psych?))
"Stage magic. He loves to show off. Probably got Gus to help him." she said, mildly impressed.