The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! She is all yours to do as you will! Enjoy your super intelligent silverback mountain gorilla!! (no offense Alexia!! Ook)

I wish I had won RD!!  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, but only because you were the only one playing
I wish I had inari beads irl  

[BlackCatt73]

Granted, but now it's stuck in Fox mode and suffocates your "human" spirit to take it over and wreck havoc all across the land!

I wish I had Death Whisper irl!  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted, but of course this cursed object comes at a price being the bearer of death people mysteriously drop dead all around you. This leads to some very suspicious police and a very small cell.

I wish I got a refund instead of a bill from my income taxes  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, but it's only 30 cents.
I wish Angelicphrase would join us for the next round of RD smile
(lol I guess I'll change it since no one's replied)
I wish for a dish of icecream mmm  

[Exor Omega]

Granted. The cream is made of diamond and platinum. That's some ice...

I wish I could get everything to work right again.  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Granted. a cow falls on you though.

I wish I had some cherry Limade  

[MotherMoo]

granted but the cow drinks it...

I wish we could see the players list for RD  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Granted but the Evil Mod (me) has cursed it so that the instant you set eyes on the list you are rendered comatose for the duration of the round.

I wish I could remember where I left my mind  

[Catira Norr]

Granted, unfortunately you can't remember the way to get to where you left it.

I wish I could get a full night's sleep  

[Azure Alexea]

granted, but it's the night your house catches on fire eek
I wish I had a larger aquarium (in real life)  

[RiverLight]

granted, but its leak floods your house.

I wish I could flap my arms and fly.  

[MotherMoo]

granted, you now spout feathers from both your arms, however, there aren't any clothes made that will fit you anymore, and you wind up running around shirtless and coatless... don't you wish it was summer already?


I wish my husband was more patient with everyone instead of being a grouchy goose!!  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, but because he now so very patient he no longer has any motivation and is willing to just wait for things to fix themselves
I wish I had a healing touch  

[Exor Omega]

Granted, but you can only heal inanimate objects.

I wish I didn't have a mob of visitors in here that I had to write paperwork for -.-