Below Me

[Nei1]

Cool, but I'd rather go crabbing.

The person below me wants a fish.  

[wiccan j]

*makes a fishy face* I want a fish !! I DO !! I DO !!! *casts line and catches a tire* crying *stomps feet* I SAID A FISHY!!

The person below me can't resist kissing short bald pot bellied men  

[Nei1]

Oooo yeah, heart I just love to rub their bald head and wishing on their stomachs.

The person below me has flaming car.  

[wiccan j]

*Nei sees a car pulling in engulfed in flames with a screaming nut behind the wheel* LOOK OUT!! GET OFF THE SIDEWALK!! *the car was driven into the lake and from the beaches walks Wiccan, drenched and smudged with smoke* Never take your car to Darth's garage!!!

The person below me has a speech impediment when in contact with authority figures  

[BlackCatt73]

ahh beeddy... ahhh beeddyyy... ahh bedeave dat's awl folks!


The person below me wishes they could whisk us all away for safe keeping!  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

I'm thinking a subterranean, self-sustaining, complex in Antarctica. Hydroponics farms for food production, medical facilities, and research labs. So who's in.

below me wishes to rule the world but they are the only one dedicated to their goal.  

[Blood Raven777]

yh its a hobby, rule the world, ~day dreams~ that would be nice but this is the goal in life, to have all the lovely bunnies in here to myself xd rofl twisted

the person below me is feeling left out  

[Nei1]

I always feel left out of stuff. crying

The person below me has a fan.  

[wiccan j]

Is he ^ making it hot in here? Hmmm, yes he is!! *pulls out a fan and fans self furiously* Here, I better fan you too! It isn't working!!! *hits the on switch on the commercial grade industrial fan and is blown into his arms* rofl

The person below me tried to snatch my feet while I was blowing away  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

*Reaches out for Wiccan and her feet slip out of my grip* Wiccan! Come back! ... *Faerie gets caught up in the gust of wind, too and lets out a scream* Eeeek! ...

The person below me just notices that everything and everyone is blowing towards them.  

[Blood Raven777]

catches wiccan j but misses eveyone else, *ooops*

the person below can't stop laughing  

[Nei1]

*laughs herself silly*

The person below me is real honey.  

[lady ayami chan]

*well looks like i got here just in time*
I am solid because i come right from the comb!
mmm i'm almost creamy like butter yet sweet and enticing.
Yep that's right i'm real honey and that makes me a real honey
^_~

the person below me has committed a serious felony but no one knows.  

[Nei1]

Shhhh, no one knows this, but I am the mask robber.

The person below me is my accomplice.  

[lady ayami chan]

*looks in both directions*
what, what? i'm not up to anything
*strolls off whistling with hands in pockets*

the person below me is in the Miss America pageant and is now answering one of the questions they ask - better make it good!