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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:54 pm
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Stephenie Meyers? We should have a Poe writing contest. At least he knew how to write.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, ...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', ...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, ...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. ..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" - Quoth the server, "404". edit
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:29 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:33 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:18 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:37 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:08 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:28 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:25 pm
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Maune Heh I too am a poet as well besides just the rose are red etc.. I will do that poem and another poem enjoy Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Your Love Is Breath Taking Now That I have You. Love is truely something that we enjoy though it comes with pain, the pain is that we feel it even for ones that do not have it such as I. Love is more then just having someone to hold I think that is no lie With each word I say i'm sure someone has love but where is mine? I have no one to hold or care for but there is some love that I do have. That is all my friends that I know that care for me just as much, As I care for them. So to all my friends here in this Guild I want to say thank you and I love you all but one question remains will you get rid of this poem line? or will you keep it if its worth a dime? surprised That's really good, Maune! And hasn't been edited yet...
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:36 pm
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European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with " z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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