How would you kill the person above you?

[crmsnfxx]

I'll tie you to me so you'll fall off too  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

I'll cut the ropes and pull out the flame thrower I hide and burn you as you fall then I'll grow wings and fly away.  

[Garynook]

I rip of your wings and citate the most boring book ever while we plummet to the ground, the dictionary!  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

I'd burn all of the kilts in the world so that you would become so depressed that you would kill yourself. (Take THAT.)  

[Garynook]

Kilts are not everything for me, they don't necessarily make me happy and even if you burned them all there still are tons of other unbifurcated garments for men. xp your attempt has failed and you can't life with failure thus you perform ceremonial suicide to safe some of your honor.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

...whatever. xp

I would burn all unbifurcated male garments and THEN you would kill yourself. biggrin  

[Garynook]

No because they don't necessairly make me happy, I am perfectly fine with being nude.

I walk around your house three times and say SHAZOOM! and gone you are.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

...fine, then I'd burn whatever makes you happy and then you would kill yourself. Oh, I have an idea! I'll burn HOLLAND. HAHAHA!!! rofl  

[Garynook]

Then I shall go forth towards Spain and built a nuclear laser to splice you, SHOOP DI WHOOP!  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Then I'll burn Spain, too! WHAT NOW!?!  

[Garynook]

China, and a beartrap to your face.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

I'd burn China and feed you to a bear. xp  

[Garynook]

I leave for the US and I translocate you to the stomach of a whale.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

....ew.

I would drag you in with me! xd  

[Garynook]

what's wrong can't burn the US? damn my masterscheme failed even before this post!