Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[VaIar MorghuIis]

because you like organs

why do small children always seem to have jam on their hands even if there is no jam around?  

[Scarlett Syn]

Because they're wearing pajamas with Winnie the Pooh on it.

If Kitty=Kiki and Monkey=Momo, shouldn't Watermeat be Wawa?  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

uhh....sure.
how do people get freckles?  

[Scarlett Syn]

While they were sleeping, someone dipped a toothbrush in brownish paint and splattered their faces with it.


(Seriously though, it's just an over-abundance of the pigment melanin)


Wouldn't it be nice if we got a Gaian penny for every letter on our forum posts?  

[Parisian Loafer]

It would be AWESOME mrgreen

Why llamas?  

[sweetasabunny]

beacause llamas eat rainbows
why do we burp?  

[Parisian Loafer]

So we don't go asplodey.

Why doesn't someone push Paris Hilton off a cliff already?  

[crazykoreanbunny]

cuz theyre planning to throw her into antartica and leave her there

why do humans have hair everywhere?  

[Scarlett Syn]

Because Chewbacca is really our ancestor. NNNGRRRR.

What's the opposite of opposite's opposite?  

[Parisian Loafer]

Goat cheese.

If neanderthals are so smart, why did they die out millions of years ago?  

[Oakeyo]

their brains were so big they popped burning_eyes

why are telephone wires coiled  

[crazyrandomness]

so that people think it's strange wgen they come uncoiled...
why does the future look just as bleak as the past wich is not really all that bleak...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE5WgfyQBhU

sry it's a good song funny too...  

[Oakeyo]

beccause the earth will probably get sucked into a black hole and will therefore be sent to the medevial times

why do we think dinosaurs were killed by a commit  

[purehearted]

because we're all insane.

why do we get sick?  

[iSephi]

sick? i thought we got high!

Why is bush such an idiot?