Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[tsubakino]

((my parents are obsessed with monk and it was in the special features... it was pretty funny(first ep)))  

[tsubakino]

so is he hiding somewhere? or is he already driving off?  

[Methodless Madness]

((I like Monk, too, but it's getting kind of stale. I prefer Psych. Heheh, Shawn can be pretty funny.))
"Well, if my assumptions are correct, he's in the fridge, eating all the pineapple." she said, throwing open the door to reveal him sitting in the fridge, gnawing on a chunk of pineapple.  

[tsubakino]

((well i don't have the usa channel(used to) so i can't watch them as they come out, i hav to wait for the dvd's at the library))
MY PINEAPPLE!!!*tackles shawn*  

[Methodless Madness]

((That sucks.))
"Are you a fan of delicious flavor?" he asked, slapping Tsubaki away.  

[tsubakino]

((actually all i hav are the local channels, i see my shows mostly on the internet, but i'm in brasil right now and the internet is slow))
*takes out a shotgun* drop the pineapple and only you get hurt.  

[Methodless Madness]

((Brazil? Cool! You can watch Psych on usanetwork.com))
"Mr. Pineapple says you're a cheater cheater pumpkin eater." he replied, glancing at the gun. "The gun! I can sense...that there are no bullets!" Shawn said, closing his eyes and jerking about.  

[tsubakino]

((i'll do that, thanks biggrin ))
*shoots the ceiling and pumps the shotgun* strike one.  

[Methodless Madness]

((No prob. You can also watch Monk, if I'm not mistaken.))
"Damnit, you win." he muttered, dropping the pineapple on Tsubaki's head, knocking him out.  

[tsubakino]

((it's not available from my location crying ))
*sleep eats the pineapple*  

[Methodless Madness]

((Aw man, that really sucks.))
"How'd you get here?" she asked Shawn.
"I flew." he replied.
"Do you even have a license?"
"Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."  

[tsubakino]

((LOL that post was funny))
*tsubaki stands up* mine hasn't!! *pumps shotgun*  

[Methodless Madness]

"I told you, it's not loaded." he said, opening his fist to reveal the bullet casings.  

[tsubakino]

* drops shotgun and takes out machete* don't tell me this isn't loaded *shawn nods*, damn you got me *drops machete*.  

[Methodless Madness]

((heehee))
Zanna started laughing.