Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Blame it On the Penguin]

She takes FOREVER to shave all four legs.  

[angel of the night111]

She ate all my pocky.  

[n7aphasia]

She kept burning my hands. 4laugh  

[Mystical Prodigy]

the sour patch kid was threating to cut my throat  

[blondforeva]

I do not like girls in that kind of way  

[Pluto GK]

She wouldn't let me keep my Land Shark in the bathtub.  

[BeHappyBeJoyful]

She loves that elephant doll more than me.  

[n7aphasia]

I noticed she was a centaur.  

[Mystical Prodigy]

she was on the moon

 

[axeltheflame]

Shes been more places than johnny cash  

[AbandonedAccountAura]

he wasn't my type  

[axeltheflame]

She was blind  

[Wat wat in the]

He had too much stuff on his avatar. cry