The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

To stop you from getting killed in the car accident.

You ran Grandma over with a reindeer!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

actually, the big bad wolf killed grandma under eternal's orders.

you were part of eternal's scheming!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Sha~?!! Why wouldn't I be? rolleyes  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You stopped the wind from lifting up my kilt!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because you're not wearing any underwear.


You escaped my machete.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It's not my fault you were trying to hit me with your eyes closed.

You photoshopped my head onto a dog!  

[magic_doglover]

well, i want to dog-ify everything. couldn't you have guessed from the name? confused

you hail the antiverse!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

watevs, galaxy-man.

you make lady gaga sound like a choir singer.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Yeah? Well you make the members of Jersey Shore look like they have personality. Oh, ZING!


You didn't comply when I stopped you for a random full cavity search.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

that's because it was mind-numbingly stupid (along with your ZING! thing).

you also acted stupid, killing three people in the process!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

When didn't I kill~? 3nodding

You didn't kill enough!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because I was busy showing people someone's donkey.  

[magic_doglover]

alright, you got me. too bad my gravitational pull was so strong that it sucked up your accusation before it could be seen! razz

you assassinated proponents of string theory! sad  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because it violated the rules.

You violated the rules and did not pay me or the book keeper (who is also me) as penalty for doing so!  

[Chocobo Fluff]

You do not have a proper liscense for 'Book-Keeping' Staying 1 night at the Holiday Inn does not make you a proffessional.

You killed the last unicorn.