Corrupt a Wish

[AmeKisaki]

*granted*
But the computer is soooo sllooo.... naked woman and cow?
Goodness.
A computer filled of PORN?
That is ridiculous, there is no way you could have time to look at all those images.

I wish I owned every writing utensil in the UNIVERSE.  

[xXBurned_Before_DawnXx]

poof you do but the pens have no ink the pencils have no led
i wish i could become my avatar  

[Score-IT]

....AbraKadabra you become your avatar....the same thing is your doom

I wish I would have a dog

 

[AmeKisaki]

*poof*
You now are a proud owner of a dog...
ICECREAM TRUCK!
Sorry...
But hey, its just a dog, right?

I wish attractive people walked around with no clothing.  

[Score-IT]

oooo yea nude attractive people yeaaa, to bad you are blind

I wish I had Icecream Truck xd  

[AmeKisaki]

*granted*
but...
the icecream truck is all rusty and old and well, sad...
neutral Around here icecream trucks sell drugs.

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner  

[xXBurned_Before_DawnXx]

done but u get eaten
i wish stupid people wouldt be so stupid  

[AmeKisaki]

*wish granted*
everyone that was fomerly stupid is now SO intelligent, you hav no idea what anyone is talking about! So, you're pretty much the stupid one now. Sucks to be you.

I wish that you could go to adult stores when you were 16, instead of 18, 'cuz thats just lame.  

[MaidenMalina]

wish granted, but all the good adult stores closed
i wish my friend's little brother would stop making out with guys in their basement  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

DONE! But now he makes out with them on the stairs, in the kitchen, on the couch... and on YOU!!!

I wish anime was real  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

it becomes real and they attack you

i was i could be in a movie  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

You become an actress ina movie... A horror movie where they kill you in the first scene!

I wish I was ruler of the world!  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

you become the ruler of the world and everyone hates you

I wish i had swiss cheese  

[AmeKisaki]

You become the ruler of the known world.
Scientist set out immediately to find a new one.
No luck, so they trick you into a virtual world.
So, your wish isnt really corrupted much exept that everyone in the real world can now watch your dirty, dirty virtual world on channel 861 for 9.99 a month. So you pretty much become a porn star, too.

I wish that me clothesies had no holesies.

I'm Slow.
*EDIT+

You win the Mooolion Bucks lottery, and recieve a free house of swiss cheese as well! The only thing is, summer is hot, and your neihbors are tired of seeing all your business through the holes. So while they are making a mob and trying to kick you out, there is a mass wave and you and 112 other people are drowned in molten cheese. Good news-Only 2 people were injured!

I still want clothes without holes.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Thanx! mrgreen

Your holes get patched up, but then a swarm of mothes eat you clothes off!! Woot! Your apart of my vurtual channel now, porn star!