Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[tsubakino]

*black shucks attack*  

[Methodless Madness]

((Bet you don't even know what Black Shucks are!))
"Peh, we're fine. Unless we're in the Ever After. In that case we need to get out!" she screamed, running in circles.  

[tsubakino]

((you'd win that bet))
*tackles zanna* calm down  

[Methodless Madness]

((Black Shucks are dogs in the Ever After(afterlife) that sniff out Live Ones(us) who happen to stumble there. It's from a book.))
Zanna kicked Tsubaki in an uncomfortable place. "Get off me.". she snarled.  

[tsubakino]

((which book, and your characters in both roleplays are very similar))
tsubaki doubled over in pain, falling on top of one of the black shucks  

[Methodless Madness]

((May Bird and the Ever After, May Bird Among the Stars, and May Bird the Warrior Princess, I think. Hmm? Which two RP characters? Jesse and Zanna?))
Zanna watched as the Black Shuck barked wildly, summoning his master The Bogeyman. The Bogeyman took one look at Tsubaki before gathering his dogs and going back to the Ever After.  

[tsubakino]

((yesh))
why did the ugly guy look at me funny?  

[Methodless Madness]

((*shrugs* Okay.))
"You could see him? That's odd. We're not supposed to have the Sight." she said, thoughtfully.  

[tsubakino]

i'm special!! WHEEEE!! *runs around in circles*  

[Methodless Madness]

She rolled her eyes as Shawn produced another pineapple, biting into like an, well, apple. "Gimme that." she said, yanking it out of his grip. Zanna took aim and threw the pineapple, hitting Tsubaki square in the head.  

[tsubakino]

tsubaki is knocked out and sleep eats the pineapple  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna dusted the pineapple for finger prints as Burton 'Gus' Guster walked in.
"I found prints! she exclaimed.
"Was he in a little red corvette?" asked Shawn.
"Under a cherry moon?" added Gus.
"FINGER prints." Zanna said, scowling.  

[tsubakino]

what about a corvette?  

[Methodless Madness]

"Uh...we crashed yours." Shawn said, unabashed.  

[tsubakino]

i had a corvette!!??? i hope i was smart enough to buy insurance.