Why did you divorce the person above you?

[axeltheflame]

Wouldn't let me play "Red riding hood" and he doll smells of cheese  

[Mystical Prodigy]

couldn't take you seriously with those glasses  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Tried to steal my soul.
gonk

 

[axeltheflame]

Her plant took over my plam tree...And she tasted funny  

[Chief Sankofa]

never wanted to wear a shirt to dinner*  

[Rinoa2000]

Because she got cold feet gonk  

[shibiryu]

loved plants more than me sweatdrop
wouldnt come to hell with me scream  

[Ze Clockwork Panda]

I got burnt when I poked him xp  

[lycain]

Stayed up all night and kept me awake gonk  

[engineer-of-doom]

insisted on wearing a blindfold everywhere  

[I LOVE COOKIE KING]

Disliked blindfolds leading to lack of kinky sex..  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Kept on asking me to join the mile high club with him.

 

[BeHappyBeJoyful]

The ceiling is not high enough to accommodate her grand hairstyle.  

[Rinoa2000]

Never took off her mask.