The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Angelicphrase]

Hehe ok, granted. Here it comes now fresh from the nuclear reactor core it's the house special undead roadkill. First our chefs saute the corpse in a mixture of illegal growth hormones, rapid cellular division agent, and 11 secret herbs and spices. Then it's fried with nuclear power generators and re-animated to life to walk over to your table. Bon appetit twisted

I wish I had an i-touch  

[Azred Crimlean]

Angelicphrase

Granted moved by your message we all flock to your thread, and as a joke in bad taste we spam it into oblivion.

I wish the cougar outside my house would leave. (the large feline variety)


EAB 34 – S3

Darth asked us to quote the eggs we found, so please pay no attention to the quote.

Granted, But you seem to find yourself in a world where the Sony Zume seems to have taken off, they buy Apple and screw up all of product updates and all that and now your i-touch is now more of a novelty than a useful media player.

I wish I wasn't currently suffering from a cold of some sort.  

[Lil Brat]

Granted ~ your cold is gone, but you've developed severe allergies to the medication used to make you well and break out in massive hives covering your entire body.

Wishes you all weren't so quick in finding eggies... I haven't gotten them all hidden yet... sweatdrop  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted but the flow of claims slows down so much that all your efforts become wasted and futile! Good nes for me of course is I get to keep my gold!!

I wish there was a big chocolate Egg waiting for me down stairs! A very big one, Big enough to hide a certain woman inside!!  

[Exor Omega]

Granted. It is big enough to hide a certain woman inside of it: Rosie O'Donnell. burning_eyes

I wish I could settle and calm myself down.  

[Darkpurpleme]

Granted but now your so calm and settled your comatose.

I wish the steak I was going to use for dinner wasn't spoiled  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, it's so fresh you'll have to cut it off the cow yourself... Better not tell peta eek
I wish to write the next best selling novel  

[Otia]

Granted, but your hands will fall off afterwards because you used them to handrite and type it yourself to save money.

I wish the government would give the people( of the U.S.) money instead of the banks( who shortly after give each other million dollar bonuses and ask for more money).  

[Darkpurpleme]

Granted but the money they printed has no gold backing it, so it's worthless the whole economy crashes and you have to go back to the barter system.

I wish my house would clean itself.  

[lady ayami chan]

Granted but now your house has developed emotions and the ability to learn and has kicked you out for always making it dirty after it just cleaned! so you are homeless.

I wish that i wasn't so easily confused.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Dranteg noos eyrvhting kames repfect nesce to ouy!! Tub erewh teh nuf in tath?

I wish I was so rich I could take early retirement and cruise the word tomorrow to meat all my gaia friends.  

[Bobb_Tellurian]

[lol! that was great]
Granted. You are rich, retired, on a cruise, slaughtering your Gaian friends.
They are meat. You meated them.

I wish Nick never got hired as part of my team.  

[lady ayami chan]

*OMG Darth that hurt my head! ^_^*

Granted! Nick was never hired but instead he became a bigger part of your life. In fact he got engaged a close relation of yours and now spends ever Friday night with you because he considers you his best man.

I wish that the repairs on the outdoor pool would hurry up and get finish so we can use it already!  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! They are finished in no time and to perfect standards!! However no sooner is the pool ready for use when storm heads loom on the horizon! You check the weather forecast to see if tomorrow will fair well but alas! The next three months are expected to be fraught with blizzards and force 10 gales!! Maybe next year!! (Shoulda built a pool house! rofl )

I wish Love could be switched off like a light switch instead of tugging painfully.  

[bandaidd]

Granted. Sadly, your switch is stuck in the ON position and it's only a matter of time before the heart-fuse blows.

I wish I could walk without pain.