Ruin My Wish game

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted, but at work you got selected to take a random drug test and you tested positive.
Hmm I wonder if it had something to do with those green muffins?
Oo?



I wish I could meet God.



Edit: Haha I found someone to play L4D2 with, night Reality!

 

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

(night XD)

Granted, but you die when you see him

I wish that my stomach would stop yelling at me... o.o  

[Colm47]

granted but now you have no stomach

i wish i had an extra day to not go to school  

[Tambergal]

granted, but the apocalypse is that day (you screwed us all!)

I wish that i could be an artist  

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted! Now you are an artist but become famous only after you die.

I wish this winter would not be too cold D:!  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

granted but the world floods because it's too warm now... you jerk XD

I wish it was legal to kill someone if they deserve it evil  

[Pluto GK]

Granted, But now the world is perfect and half of us are dead!


I wish that Rocko's modern Life was still on TV.... <3  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

granted, but more than half the show is commercials and shamwow infomercials

I wish I didn't cry so much when I read sad books-- I get the pages wet! gonk  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

granted, you now laugh to the point of tears XD

I wish it wasn't so sunny today...  

[Tambergal]

granted! but now you have no emotion

i wish that i would have my first kiss soon  

[Life Hath Immortality]

Granted, but its with the person that revolts you the most in the world.

I wish to get straight A's this quarter.  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

Granted, you get straight f's next quarter

I wish that i was bruce lee XD  

[Tambergal]

granted! but you end up getting a disease that kills you

I wish that i knew everything  

[Life Hath Immortality]

Granted, but because you know everything it takes a long time to find. You spend hours recalling information, so never use it anymore. Instead you just ask a friend.

I wish I couldn't get sick for the rest of my life.  

[the_hamster]

granted but when a major pandemic hits your the only one left to take care of everyone (OOOOOH S41T!)