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[Keisaku Hakurei]

The fool practices concentration And control of the mind. But the master is like a man asleep. He rests in himself And finds nothing more to do.

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[Nei1]

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[Psyzapp]

George, who was 70-years-old, went for his annual physical. All of his test results came back normal. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are real tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF the light goes on when I pee, and then POOF the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife.

"Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great, but I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and, POOF the light goes on in the bathroom, and then POOF it goes off when he's done?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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[Maune]

Seems someone quote my poem before it got edited and that was Kits Rose and I though everyone loved my poem crying some love there is for me crying

The passion of love and desire that was in my bowls
It is now empty just like a dish bowl.
My burning desire seems to have faded into the night
Now only sorrow and sadness comes into the light.
As I drown myself into my drinks I start to wonder
Is there any escape for me?
I reach down to grasp the bottle and dagger
Then a hand is put on my shoulder.
A pair of eyes looks at me as I look up
It is my friends trying to cheer me up.
Though I may be sad on the inside for sometime
I know with all my friends all around that time will fade.
Just like the night when dawn shines itself for a new day
I might as well just go with the flow all the way.

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[Nei1]

Maune

Seems someone quote my poem before it got edited and that was Kits Rose and I though everyone loved my poem crying some love there is for me crying

The passion of love and desire that was in my soul
It is now empty just like a dish bowl.
My burning desire seems to have faded into the night
Now only sorrow and sadness comes into the light.
As I drown myself into my drinks I start to wonder
Is there any escape for me?
I reach down to grasp the bottle and dagger
Then a hand is put on my shoulder.
A pair of eyes looks at me as I look up
It is my friends trying to cheer me up.
Though I may be sad on the inside for sometime
I know with all my friends all around that time will fade.
Just like the night when dawn shines itself for a new day
I might as well just go with the flow all the way.

Quoted for you Maune. Maybe you should stick it

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[Maune]

aww thanks Nei ^^ no one has ever said that to me before!

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[Nei1]

Like I said, put it some where secret and special. wink

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[ThisEmptySoul]

None of the naughtiness has been edited. If I was on the crew, this would be soooo much better xp

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[Nei1]

Yep..... I vote for TES.

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[ThisEmptySoul]

That's exactly my point, Nei. *Looks down significantly and laughs at the irony*

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[Maune]

We are not impressed, Tes. rolleyes

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[Keisaku Hakurei]

-strokes TES behind the ears-
I vote for Tes for president, too. *shoots all the other candidates*

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[ThisEmptySoul]

it seems we have a mandate from the masses!
*hands out VOTE FOR TES pins*

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[Keisaku Hakurei]

Huh... TES's mere-mortal-smelling aura is gone. There is a glamour now I never noticed before.

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[ThisEmptySoul]

*left glute twitch* You do realize I'm an official candidate now, right?

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