Why Did You marry the person above you?

[LonelyxSky]

Because she was a cow, and I'm into that  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he called me a cow
its a love/hate relationship  

[LonelyxSky]

Because she kept changing forms. From dark, to a cow, to a cute stuffed animal. And it was while she kept changing forms that I realized that no matter what form she took, I would always love her. That's when I knew, I had to marry her. There are so few people in this world that you can love no matter how they act. And I had found her, somehow, in my life. She made me happier than I had ever been, so I knew I had to be with her always.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

aww...that was very sweet 3nodding
who wouldn't marry him.  

[Legendary G]

'Cause we could live in harmony, harmony, oh yeah.

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol because he knew the song yay whee  

[Pure 3picness]

Cause there was a friend of another friend, who had a friend, who knew another friend's dad, who knew his daughter, who had a child, who knew his friend, who knew this friend, who had a boyfriend, who had a sister, who had a twin, which turned out to be a friend of another friend, who knew a guy at Taco Bell, who knew a customer at Pizza Hut, who knew this friend who knew this other friend. That guy knew this girl, who had a mother, who had another mother, who had a sister, who had a grandchild. That grandchild knew another friend, who knew her.  

[LonelyxSky]

Because he could captivate me with long, rambling and hard to follow stories. I could never really follow the stories, but he always made me hot cocoa afterwards, so I married him. Also, he somehow turned me bi. Anyone who can do that, I should marry.  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

His sword was better than mine and I was planning to get close to him so I could steal it...and he wore alot of white and i'm into that.  

[StrikeFreedomX10]

because I was drunk and had no idea i did
and I cant afford a lawer for a divorse  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he wore awesome shades  

[Pure 3picness]

She wore black & white like me  

[Chaton Atomique]

I was bored and stuck in Las Vegas.  

[-MysticCherri-]

i was bored.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he used hypnosis on me.