Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[Methodless Madness]

"I'm sensing you didn't." Shawn replied.  

[tsubakino]

*punches shawn square in the face*  

[Methodless Madness]

Shawn rubbed his jaw and kicked Tsubaki the same place Zanna had previously.((Sorry, Tsubaki.))  

[tsubakino]

((its seems everyone likes kicking there))
Tsubaki doubled over in pain on top of zanna
((i can guess what's gonna happen now))  

[Methodless Madness]

((Yes, kicking guys is fun! xD))
"Off, Tsubaki." she sighed, heaving him off her.
((Ha! She didn't kick you. At least not this time.))  

[tsubakino]

*takes out a machete* this one's loaded!! *chases shawn*  

[Methodless Madness]

"Pineapple powers!!!" he shouted, throwing pineapples at Tsubaki.  

[tsubakino]

*chops up the pineapples in air* dang it i ran out of ammo!!!* eats pineapples*  

[Methodless Madness]

Shawn continued throwing pineapples, seemingly pulling them out of thin air.  

[tsubakino]

tsubaki started swallowing them whole.  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna: "What..."
Gus: "The..."
Shawn: "PINEAPPLES!!!!!!"  

[tsubakino]

*tsubaki swallowed shawn thinking he was a pineapple*... oops  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna gasped. She'd been swallowed by Tsubaki once. "TSUBAKI! THROW HIM UP, NOW!" she screamed, bashing him over the head with a banana.
((EDIT: BBC Code FAIL))  

[tsubakino]

but he's so tasty, oww , oww, ok alright *vomits shawn and he is covered in peanut buter muffins and pineapples... predigested.  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna scowled and closed her hands over Tsubaki's windpipe, strangling him. "Shawn, the shower is upstairs and to the left."