confess!

[Zera Stardust]

Hay don't take it out on me.

I just eat my mother.  

[Cerebral Perception]

You're not going to share?

I caused WWI.  

[Zera Stardust]

Next time go biger WWII was much better.

I kick babys hard in the face just for fun.  

[axelpwnsuall]

Good call, I've found dogs tend to fight back.

I killed a man, with THIS THUMB. (._.)-b  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Then I give you a THUMBS UP!! =D


My Empire is invading other lands and suppressing dissent with torture and forced labour.  

[Deppfan]

Do you enjoy it?

I have a bad habit of chewing my lips.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Then stop.

I fondle you in your sleep.  

[Tichelle]

Why am I not surprised?

I eat children  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Don't forget the hot sauce.

I planned and am executing the end of the world as we speak/type.  

[Cerebral Perception]

I can't allow you to do that before I take the world over!

I'm slowly taking over the world.  

[Garynook]

Can I be your pet?

I hope to one day live without need to work so I can play videogames as much as I want.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Me too!!

I raped/killed your mother.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Have fun in therapy!
I fought and beat Godzilla then proceeded to make boots from his hide.  

[pan con platano]

Can you make me a pair?

I glomp people when they're not looking.  

[Zera Stardust]

Well that's nice of you.

I am going to kill you now.