The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Granted, but now you just cannot stop walking! You walk here, you walk there, you walk everywhere! You are walking so much that your walking shoes wear out and you can't stop walking long enough to even try on a new pair, so you end up walking barefoot here, and there, and everywhere! The callouses on your feet become so thick that you don't need new shoes anymore! So you keep on walking here, and walking there, and walking everywhere! rofl

I wish that my house could fix everything itself.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted your house is now a self sufficient sentient organism. However with this new found life it's decided that it doesn't want you inside mucking about so has kicked you out and run off to join the circus.

I wish had a scanner  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted but he scans you to hard and makes your head explode! xd

I wish my team coach would get a life and stop being a jobs worthy *******  

[Bobb_Tellurian]

Granted. He gets a new awesome job and your new coach is a disgusting, lazy, smelly slob who gropes you constantly.

I wish someone would bump so I could repost in ladies v men.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted.... ironically that was my last post so.... erm..... But the girls rally in force and nearly beat us!! Just not quite. xd

I wish I had a magic pill to cure me of this damn cold Im coming down with!  

[bandaidd]

Granted. The magic pill is yours. Lower your shields and your magic pill will be delivered, but you will also be probed and vamped.

Wish Darth would let me heal his nasty cold.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted willingly he opens his home to your nursing care and magic cures and is now free of his hideous cold. But now you've caught it and you used the last of the magic pills on Darth, care for a kleenex?

I wish I never had to change the lock on the truck trailers ever again.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted. You wake up one morning and they are all gone! The bailiffs have had them to pay off debts as your business slips over the edge in to liquidation! Youl never have to change them again!! xd

I wish these magic pills were available without prescription! (Even with prescription would be a bonus!! rofl: )  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted they're quite easily available at any local backstreet corner, of course they're purple and won't cure it so much as make you forget entirely about it. (Have you tried Cold-FX I hear it works very well?)

I wish I had a little purple rabbit minion  

[-Stumblefoot-]

redface Granted.That is if your talking about what I think you are talking about if you know what I mean! redface
Unfortunately you cant find the right sized batteries to fit it so it never leaves the box!

I wish I had a pure mind!! twisted  

[bandaidd]

Granted. Your mind is pure filth.

I wish for world peace.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! And achieved by the only means possible! Swine flu mutates in to a a virulent super strain and passes bubonically as fast as bush fire in dry season. Man kind is completely wiped out. Extinct. Nada homo's!! The world is safe once more!! (at least until the chimpanzee's work out how to make a bomb)

I wish I worked from home.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted economic downturn causes your company to collapse and you to be jobless. So you now work from home selling your filthy mind online.

I wish I had my voice back. Stupid laryngitis *pout*  

[bandaidd]

Granted! You have your voice safely back and tucked away in your left great toe where it always wanted to be. Now you have to take off your shoes to talk.

I wish i could OBE at will.  

[Guardian Lore]

Wish granted! You can now OBE anywhere, anytime, with merely a snap of your fingers. During your experience, however, your body is completely destroyed, and Satan greedily drags your spirit down to hell where you will suffer for all of eternity.

I wish Code Geass was already on TV so I didn't have to wait 2 more hours.