Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I had to or be the Size of Rice,curse you devious faries...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he would go on, and on about faeries.  

[Legendary G]

She brought out the music in me.

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was the best cat trainer around  

[Colm47]

I was bored of all the colors of the world and wanted something different  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he gave me a million dollars, thats a pretty sweet deal biggrin  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Apparently my devil imp and her angel imp loved each other,so i asked why not?  

[iiLizzeh]

I loved touching his sword. C:  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Careful though or you may accidentally cut your own finger off..."
She had a unicorn! SHE MADE ME BELIVE!!!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He was the most experienced hunter I knew.  

[Municipal Darwinism]

There was a special tax write-off for marrying mimes from hell.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

What the hell happened last night?(she is not a mime,she is a Vamp who looks like a mime,turns out she likes black and white)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he calls other men hers and she...plus my baby needed a daddy  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"and i was the only Candidate?"
dunno,curse you love potion,why must you have been in those cookies!?