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[Haruhi000777]

Hita Desi.

Oath: True.

Anon: Who's that?  

[iOath]

@Des: Hey.

@Anon: Unless that man's name is Thread, get him out of here!

@Haruhi: Yep.  

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

iOath

@Des: Hey.

@Anon: Unless that man's name is Thread, get him out of here!

@Haruhi: Yep.

That man is Sonny Chiba and you will show him respect.

Or Mas Oyama with be paying you a visit.  

[Desin Slight]

@Haru
How's it going?

@Oath
Hola. How's life?

@Anon
I honestly have no idea who either of those are... Is that a bad thing?  

[iOath]

@Des: Pretty good. How about you?

@Anon: I will if his name is Thread Chiba.  

[Desin Slight]

@Oath
Same here. What have you been up to?  

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

Mas Oyama is considered the only man who could crush your scrotum with a casual glance. He earned the nickname 'Godhand' by fighting raging bulls and killing them with a single blow. He fought three consecutive Kumite [100 nonstop spars] and won every single spar. In a twist of delicious irony, he died at the age of Seventy from lung cancer, having never smoked a day in his life.

Legend has it that he died with a sword in hand, and ascended to Valhalla, where he single-handedly staves off Ragnarok.  

[Desin Slight]

Anonymous_Alcoholic

Mas Oyama is considered the only man who could crush your scrotum with a casual glance. He earned the nickname 'Godhand' by fighting raging bulls and killing them with a single blow. He fought three consecutive Kumite [100 nonstop spars] and won every single spar. In a twist of delicious irony, he died at the age of Seventy from lung cancer, having never smoked a day in his life.

Legend has it that he died with a sword in hand, and ascended to Valhalla, where he single-handedly staves off Ragnarok.

That's just...

I feel like crying manly tears from all that manliness. crying  

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

Desin Slight

Anonymous_Alcoholic

Mas Oyama is considered the only man who could crush your scrotum with a casual glance. He earned the nickname 'Godhand' by fighting raging bulls and killing them with a single blow. He fought three consecutive Kumite [100 nonstop spars] and won every single spar. In a twist of delicious irony, he died at the age of Seventy from lung cancer, having never smoked a day in his life.

Legend has it that he died with a sword in hand, and ascended to Valhalla, where he single-handedly staves off Ragnarok.

That's just...

I feel like crying manly tears from all that manliness. crying

It's all completely true. He probably ate nails, wood, and cement, then spit houses.  

[Desin Slight]

I know it's true, I've read that story before. I'm surprised I even managed to forget about it. It leaves me speechless from how awesome he was.

He probably ate fruits and spat out several trees.  

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

He once planted a seed, and it grew into a forest. Then he chopped the forest down with his hands, just to prove that what the Oyama giveth, the Oyama taketh away. With violence.  

[Haruhi000777]

Bruce Lee could take down Oyama in an instant.  

[Desin Slight]

One once said no one is above Chuck Norris. But that one man died the next second from Mas Oyama's godly hands.

Oh yeah, mind if I join Takeo's squad? My genin will be a useful minion, I swear! : 3  

[Desin Slight]

Haruhi000777

Bruce Lee could take down Oyama in an instant.

I said how's it going, dammit. Don't ignore me! crying  

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

Bruce Lee and Mas Oyama would have been one hell of a fight, considering one was called 'Godhand' and the other is considered the greatest martial artist of the Twentieth Century. But knowing for sure? Impossible.

And I would, but it's up to Mana if I can have more than three genin.