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[Malibarry]

Yeah I'm going to go before this conversation gets too out of hand; and I'm having to explain to my parents why I have a baby; 'But he had chocolate-- that's all the reason there is in the world to have babies'


Bye Bye people!  

[Kazzoh]

*adds to tally*

Night~ o:  

[iOath]

o.o  

[Gnnat]

xxxx o___o You're having babies in here when I leave...? SO I'M MISSING ALL THE FUN? Just so you know, I'm not taking care of that baby like your other seventeen. >:C

We're a strange bunch, I know.

Psst. She was just posting in here to get gold. She didn't want to say hi. She doesn't love you. Well, neither do I, lol, but at least I don't have ulterior motives like that THING does. -jabs- c:

 

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

I hate babies. We need to get rid of those babies.  

[Rain Water Resonance]

Target practice?  

[Gnnat]

xxxx I agree. We're just raising them to eat them I mean... to sell to China as slaves or maybe... Oh forget it. XP

 

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

I mean, I love my unborn kids. Every other kid is annoying, dirty, smelly, loud, farty, and cruel.  

[Rain Water Resonance]

Ah, well I work with four year-olds for my job, and I'd argue that kids who are forced into martial arts before even starting school aren't annoying.


Anyways, kids don't really taste good until they're in Kindergarten, at least from my experience, and as such it wouldn't be worth it to eat babies...  

[Gnnat]

xxxx Well, someone's gotta love 'em. I guess your idea of love is cleaning them up with tissues every night. OHOHO.

@ Rain: I prefer 'em to be around fourth grade. It's kind of an acquired taste though, since some people don't like the fact that they can read well.

 

[iOath]

o.o  

[Rain Water Resonance]

Yeah, but by the time they're in fourth grade, they're too smart to be lured into my house (and ultimately the oven) by promises of candy paired with happy flute music.  

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

Gnnat

xxxx Well, someone's gotta love 'em. I guess your idea of love is cleaning them up with tissues every night. OHOHO.

@ Rain: I prefer 'em to be around fourth grade. It's kind of an acquired taste though, since some people don't like the fact that they can read well.

You. You are a keeper.  

[Gnnat]

xxxx @ Rain: All too true. Fourth grade and beyond is hard to get, but it's worth it in my eyes.

@ Anon: Aw, shucks. I don't get that often. It's mostly because I have the WORST humor ever. XD Also, you're admitting I'm right? Not so lucky with the ladies, eh?

 

[Anonymous_Alcoholic]

I love me more than any other woman ever could, so why can't I treat myself right?

And trying to admit that I don't give the old rope a tug is as much a lie as... Everything I say to women I want to sleep wih.