Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[tsubakino]

i ...cant ...breathe.  

[Methodless Madness]

"What? Oh, sorry." she said, not at all sounding sorry as she released his windpipe.  

[tsubakino]

*feels tempted to swallow zanna again*  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna produced a carving knife. "Don't even think about it." she scowled.  

[tsubakino]

*feels tempted to eat freshly baked peanut butter cookies*  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna sighed. "Help yourself."  

[tsubakino]

what about jin?  

[Methodless Madness]

She nudged his body with the toe of her shoe. "I think he died."  

[tsubakino]

oh well more cookies for me *ravenously consumes all cookies, accidentally swallowing both fridges*...oops... again.  

[Methodless Madness]

"Whoops, those were the cakes from Alice in Wonderland. They make you small. Sorry, Tsubaki." she said, watching him shrink to the size of an ant.  

[tsubakino]

produced a cookie and started eating it... shawn's gone...right?  

[Methodless Madness]

"Yeah, I think so." she replied, as Jack Bauer burst in the door, squishing Tsubaki under his shoe.  

[tsubakino]

Tsubaki somehow swallows jack... "he asked for it"  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna twitched. "Need some Tylenol?" she asked, holding out a box. What Zanna didn't realize was that it was Midol, not Tylenol.  

[tsubakino]

((never heard of midol))
sure *takes one*