Magical Soda Machine

[PearLady]

gets: a podcast of Car Talk

inserts: a town of whacked-out people eek  

[Momma Mira]

Gets: A copy of Edmund Spencer's Faerie Queen

Inserts: A English Crest  

[TrinityisNeo]

gets: an old boring genealogist

inserts: corpse of said genealogist  

[Malheureux]

Gets: a horrific smell

Inserts: Listerine  

[Mystic12]

GETS TIRAMISU


INSERTS A CHOCOLATE MARTINI  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: a drunken chocolate kiss

inserts: a samurai  

[Daltana]

Gets: a sense of honor with a blade for a bonus

Inserts: a pile of bamboo poles  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: fat and happy panda

inserts: said panda  

[Daltana]

Gets: a very rich zoo

Inserts: a koala  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: a kangaroo

inserts: the matrix box set (including the animatrix)  

[Darkpurpleme]

Gets: Keanue Reaves life size doll.

inserts: huge butternut squash  

[Malheureux]

Gets: Squashed

Inserts: A house elf  

[TrinityisNeo]

gets: a world of trouble she didn't want...

inserts: Firefly/Serenity model of the ship  

[Malheureux]

Gets: a miniature ocean

Inserts: an otter  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets a handful of empty oyster shells.

Inserts a feather.