[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Lil-Jo

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up

to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me,

'YOU'RE NEXT'.




They stopped that s**t after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

LOL rofl  

[SaturnineZero]

Lil-Jo

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up

to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me,

'YOU'RE NEXT'.




They stopped that s**t after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

LMFAO! Holy Hell! That's hilarious!  

[Gilda Geezer]

SaturnineZero

Lil-Jo

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up

to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me,

'YOU'RE NEXT'.




They stopped that s**t after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

LMFAO! Holy Hell! That's hilarious!

Wonderful response, wish I'd thought of that back in the day. Too old for anyone to make wiseacre remarks about me getting married now *relief*
We'll see if anyone gets the hint there with only one word standing out... ninja  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Maybe but many of us are getting very old and our grasp of the ninja obvious ninja is starting to slip.  

[Catira Norr]

SaturnineZero

Lil-Jo

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up

to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me,

'YOU'RE NEXT'.




They stopped that s**t after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

LMFAO! Holy Hell! That's hilarious!

I wish I could come up with replies like that my brain always seems to be in second gear these days  

[Lil Brat]

Filia_Nox

Maybe but many of us are getting very old and our grasp of the ninja obvious ninja is starting to slip.

Sad, but in my case, probably true  

[Harbone]

I like the funeral joke. I'll tell it to my folks, who are up to their ears in funerals these days. The placement of fails is working out beautfully, by the way. razz  

[Lil Brat]

*Strolls through the thread, placing plates of cookies out here and there, then restocks the bar to ensure we all stay warm and toasty... *

Too bad for those who can't see the thread, no cookies and drinks for them...

Neiner~neiner~neiner twisted

 

[charamath]

May I request cookie dough? (we need a begging-eyed smiley) blaugh blaugh  

[Catira Norr]

Lil Brat

*Strolls through the thread, placing plates of cookies out here and there, then restocks the bar to ensure we all stay warm and toasty... *

Too bad for those who can't see the thread, no cookies and drinks for them...

Neiner~neiner~neiner twisted

*picks up a cranberry oatmeal cookie and a large mug of mulled wine * Thanks lil Brat. Merry Christmas!  

[Harbone]

Hey! Hey! blaugh Invisible goodies! You guys should try some of my mother's invisible oyster stew recipie! I make it every Christmas Eve. Also, here's some conceptual egg nog:

burning_eyes

You may find it a little strong.
Thanks, your Lil-ness!  

[Amarella Harte]

Lil Brat

*Strolls through the thread, placing plates of cookies out here and there, then restocks the bar to ensure we all stay warm and toasty... *

Too bad for those who can't see the thread, no cookies and drinks for them...

Neiner~neiner~neiner twisted

Mmmm cookies! Thanks Lil Brat! *Helps self to a couple of sugar cookies and a cup of coffee*  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Yay drinks *pours a cup of coffee and adds a shot of whiskey* this should warm me up nicely  

[Corbin Noir]

I hope you remember to lock it up when you're done with it. The last thing we need is drunken cabana boys waltzing around, puking all over the place. eek