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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:24 am
unfortunately the soldier had been drinking and was a lousy shot so missed him so jim ran for it: save
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:03 am
....and ran into a land mine. Kill
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:06 am
but the mines were duds so he made it through alive: save
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:50 am
He then got run over by a tank... Kill
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:07 am
it was only his foot that got ran over. Save
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:36 pm
But the loss of blood made Jim pass out. The medical team that just so happened to be there thought he was dead. So they buried him alive and then died. Kill!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:34 pm
But Jim dug himself out of the hole and made it safely to Canada. Save!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:38 pm
... but In Canada, a man came and ripped Jim's head off and ate it. KILL!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:14 pm
but the guy thought jim tasted nasty and spat out his head and was good at reattaching it: save
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:40 pm
After he reattached Jim's head, he gave Jim to his cannibal wife to eat: KILL
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:09 pm
but she did the same thing he did...SAVE
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:16 pm
Their son however thought he tasted good. Kill!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:39 pm
but Jim did the rudest thing ever... He farted which made their cannibal son tear from the smell of it and Jim ran through the door. (save)
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:02 pm
and straight into a pack of bears that shred him apart: kill!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:08 pm
but the bears only shredded his clothes: SAVE.
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