I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[Willhellm]

Granted but on your way to the bank, you get mugged, stabbed, beaten and then stolen from. and someone shot you in the knee cap for the fun of it, then smashed your cell phone and threw you in a dark alley way where the gang bangers hang out.
good luck with that....


I wish that when I worked out, my body would show progress instead of just staying the way it is.  

[KayaKoe]

Granted! Your body is so muscular, you can't even itch your face! Good Luck!

I wish for good school grades...  

[Fire1Angel]

Granted. You have good grades but your teachers think you are cheating and you are not trusted. . .by anyone.

I wish for more wishes!!  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted but no one talks to you since you have so many and they begin to hate you

I wish Edward Cullen was real (not baka bella)  

[Naynram Ukir]

XxTrampledxX

Granted but no one talks to you since you have so many and they begin to hate you

I wish Edward Cullen was real (not baka bella)

Granted, but because you are not Bella, he hates you, and kills you for not giving him is object of weirdo obsession.
(I swear, the only decent character in that book was Jake)

I again would like to wish that I would exercise my True Will now, to effect the bigger things/my "true life course" later on in my life.

Srsly is the only one who can do that to me myself? Can genies grant something like that? lol

 

[Haku Ka-Dinaru]

riku4245

XxTrampledxX

Granted but no one talks to you since you have so many and they begin to hate you

I wish Edward Cullen was real (not baka bella)

Granted, but because you are not Bella, he hates you, and kills you for not giving him is object of weirdo obsession.
(I swear, the only decent character in that book was Jake)

I again would like to wish that I would exercise my True Will now, to effect the bigger things/my "true life course" later on in my life.

Srsly is the only one who can do that to me myself? Can genies grant something like that? lol

granted, but your will will go to a rich man, and he's destroying cats

i wish to get my birthday early  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

granted unfortunately your birthday is now on February 31st (or 30th not sure) which only comes once every 4 years.
Good luck!

I wish i could have magical powers....XD  

[bchan03]

Granted, but you could only make ants fly.

i wish, i never told her i loved her.  

[MsRoseLovingJo]

i wish, i never told her i loved her.

Granted, but now you will not have the ability to love anyone - you will be too nervous to ever say the words again and take the chance of something wonderful happening because you did say the words.


I wish I could stop the wildfires in So. California.  

[Machine Deity]

Granted but you get stabbed in the chest by a rapidly growing tree and die.

I wish I wasn't so stressed.  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

granted but instead of being stressed you loose your legs.....

i wish i had a bunch of electronics  

[Scratch_Fury_DoW]

Granted, but they all malfunction.

I wish I could sing.  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

granted..but you can only sing when ur alone...

I wish i could eat the moon XD lol (sounds weird...i know)  

[Machine Deity]

Granted but everyday you painfully give birth to baby moons.

I wish Babyboo was my personal pet.

I alway wanted a pet neko. 4laugh  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

un fortunetly im not a pet to no one and if i become one all constantly be biting u for making me ur pet......

I wish I could have a flying carpet XD