Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Summon lightning at will...but it will only strike you.  

[Taffylover]

The power to be suicidal, but never die.  

[oOMoonlite_DreamsOo]

The power to make every plushie/stuffed animal you touch come to life and be your superpowered zombie slaves  

[andreadawn101]

the power to change other people's thoughts  

[Waverusher Kobi]

The power to magically create trendy beverages out of thin air.  

[Kai-Tyn Macros]

the power to freeze yourself but not unfreeze  

[Miss Freaky Rose]

The power to hypnotize with his music, causing all who hear it to be his eternal slaves.  

[kada-chu]

The power to control killer bees that don't like you.  

[TheOneGoddess]

The power to have his mighty duck sing cursed tunes and make you have that song stuck in your head for the rest of eternity o.o  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

the power to change reality...  

[Skizlersan]

xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx has the power to destroy ANYTHING that comes her way.  

[Inaria Meleasare]

control time.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

The power to make anyone depressed with just one word  

[Skizlersan]

you get the power to make every superpower you give depressing razz  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

you get the power to give diabetes to yourself.