The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Granted, but he rides off into the sunset on his trusty steed, never to return.

I wish I was done with my Christmas shopping.  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, but you spent so much you don't have enough money to buy the gas to get home sad
I wish I was brillant  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Azure Alexea

Granted, but you spent so much you don't have enough money to buy the gas to get home sad
I wish I was brillant

Unfortunately, being a genius doesn't necessarily make you smart.

I wish I had a million bucks.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted, and here come the trucks to unload your million deer bucks. Hope you wished for a lot of hay to go with it mrgreen

I wish I could find a copy of The Christmas Story left in stores.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Granted, but it plays repeatedly and you can't stop it from doing so.
I wish I had a new house that could take care of itself.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Granted, but the house finds you (and all you invite inside) annoying due to how messy people in general are and eventually kicks you out.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.  

[Amarella Harte]

Granted! But then it grows up and eats you!

I wish my son would clean his room. (The computer's in here, I hate wading through.)  

[MotherMoo]

granted, but then he turns into the typical teenager and won't let you in his room!

I wish my boss would quit griping about every little mistake I make.  

[Corbin Noir]

Granted. Instead he doesn't complain about anything -ever. The company goes broke from mismanagement and you lose your job.

I wish it wasn't so cold here this winter. stare  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted a sudden massive climate change causes your area to turn into Nevada like dessert overnight with temp over 100. Unable to adjust your area turns into a ghost town and the government descends to conduct tests as to wtf happened.

I wish I could figure out my stupid cell phone.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Granted, but your phone breaks just as you have everything figured out.

I wish I had a Death Note to purify the world of all evil and filth with.  

[arkansasgoatmama]

Granted, but there is not a person left on the face of the planet because, as you know, all people are made up of good and evil.

I wish for a foot massage, my feet are killing me cry .  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted but it's preformed by a 300 pound man who's last bath was in 1967 named Buddy with a crazed foot fetish.

I wish my job was to poke people with a stick every time they did something stupid twisted  

[MotherMoo]

granted, however you found out that you did the most stupid thing ever, and now you have to poke yourself over and over with no time to poke anyone else.


I wish my Christmas shopping was over.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Granted, but then you figure out that you got the wrong gifts for everyone on your list.
I wish all my Christmas decorations would just magically appear all over my house.