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 Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:33 pm
Granted but then it smothers you in your sleep, and won't stop growing after you're dead, so you'll essentially be a mummy in your own hair.
I wish I had a Death Cat
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:33 pm
Granted, but now Oscar (which is obviously the cat's name) chooses to curl up with you... beware the death catI wish someone would write this essay for me...
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:55 pm
Granted, but you fail the class anyway.
I wish dogs never existed.
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:37 pm
Granted, but now everyone has more cats, causing more allegic reactions, and lowering the population from deadly fits/attacks...damn, I'm really not seeing a flaw ******** it, new wish.
I wish people knew DC was a myth (I mean, they proved it on House...right?)
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:38 pm
Granted, but it also turns out that medicine is a myth as well. When the placebo effect wears off of the populace there will be a massive increase in the death rate. Good job, a*****e.
I wish that my mutton chops were more impressive.
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:58 pm
Granted, you get Elvis-style chops. Of course, you also die like him; fat, on the toliet, pills all over the place, etc.
I wish for a guitar from a second-hand store.
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:05 pm
Granted, but you may as well have made your own. It's a piece of s**t.
I wish I had some honeycomb.
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:08 pm
Granted.
You are now a bee.
You get ******** up by some wasps.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:38 pm
granted, only you end up granting everyone else's (MINE) instead.
I wish I had my purple xA already~
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:42 pm
Granted, but being that Scions are all made of fail and AIDS, it falls apart in a slight rain storm next to a beach.
And I wish I had ANY car.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:39 am
Granted, you get the DeLorean from Back to the Future, but it can only go 87 miles per hour.
I wish Genie was free.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:00 am
You're free, however...
You kidding? You just gave me a DeLorean that goes faster than my truck - I'm keeping you on lock, b***h. But for the sake of time...I wish you back to being a Genie.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:38 am
Granted, but nothing that comes out of your mouth makes sense...so you get nothing that you wanted.
I wish...Jake made more sense ever. D:
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:03 pm
Granted, but H ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ e w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Wa ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ its Beh͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ ind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall.҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,
. . . . . . . . . .H€҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚0M͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ !҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG!!!!! ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉
He wished the corruption worked better on IE.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:24 am
granted, but now IE crashes all the time. C:
I wish my paper would write itself...
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