Twilight

[theSouthernStoner]

THE MOVIE SUCKED!!!

the books are amazing. Maybe you should read them b4 you say the movie is the greates thing ever.  

[charles finley]

think she can do the broken cowboy?

;_;

i'm a fan, but i was one of those fans that came before the crazy mob of angry little twevle year olds that will ******** rip your heads off if you say you hate edward. (please, get over him - we all know that jasper is obviously better anyways. haha) i mean, yeah, i used to go a little crazy when people didn't like it, but now it's like, eh whatevers. expect for the people who are like "I HATE TWILIGHT SO MUCH" like six thousand times a day directly at me. then i get pissed cause i'm annoyed. and these damn stereotypes about how all the fans are stupid. well, not all of us, mkay?! like, for ******** sake ...

i do agree, the sparkling vampires really do piss me off. HE SPARKLES OH SO PRETTY. it'd be more ... dramatic if he burned. >D the whole watching her at night thing is creepy, and breaking dawn was a disappointment, but okay in general. like, what the hell happened to all the actiony violence?! bella's vocabulary for a seventeen year old is un-realistic. i'm sorry, but it is. it overdoes her character,

the movie was ... okay. i can't say that i dislike it, but it could've been SO much better. and like, yeah. i still dunno how people think the book was way beter than the movie, but okay. whatever. o_o and ughh, jasper looked so epic fail. and edward just bleh, how the hell do people think he's hot?! he looked like he hadn't showered in weeks.

-hides in a corner- maybe i should've been a closet fan. ;_;

icon credit to small_crime, nutting musings & isis2015 of livejournal.

 

[45_Nads_4Eva]

MiSledOriginaLiTy

Oooh, Twilight. You should not have gotten me started.

Well, let's see:
Twilight is a crap movie. Look at Edward. He's a monster! Because he SPARKLES! What vampire ******** sparkles? None.

High school musical - singing and dancing + pussyish vampires=Epic fail. Every. Single. Time.

It is physically impossible to be a vegetarian vampire. There is no such thing as plant blood, thus-no such thing as a vegetarian vampire. It is physically impossible. That makes NO SENSE to me.

No one would subject themselves to the horrors of high school over and over and OVER again. I'm talking to you, Cullen kids.

A 100-year old virgin forever cursed to look like a 17 year old boy that sparkles in the sunlight is not "haawwtt" unless of course, you are a catholic preist.

Who wants to read a love story where the boy wants to eat the girl?

Bella and Edward's love is not healthy. It's obsession. Sneaking into someone's room to watch someone while they sleep is called STALKING, kids.

High-five, girl.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

1. A true vampire will never tell you that they are a vampire...EVER!!! and they think that they know that you know that they are a one...THEY'LL KILL YOU!  

[jacky_lambert]

ooooooooh! I'm a vampire! Fear my sparkle! God that is so gay! Watching someone sleep is stalkerish too. I get the feeling that I'm the only one who read Twilight before it was popular.  

[jasperhalefangirl]

FallenOutTheCrowd13

Twilight Is Gay!

I would appreciate u not using the word gay in the place of stupid or dumb. many people dont know how offending this misunderstanding can be... whee  

[kaza-of-the-hidden-mist]

Oh, boy here we go again with the twilight movies
We all get the idea. Ether you like twilight or you hate it.
Please, Find something better to argue about
Personaly, i find the idea of a sparkling vampire complete stupidity.He would burn and die in the sun.That, or i would ******** stab him in the heart with a wooden stake


too many doses and ,i'm starting to get an attraction  

[Tsuge Sannojo]

kaza-of-the-hidden-mist

Oh, boy here we go again with the twilight movies
We all get the idea. Ether you like twilight or you hate it.
Please, Find something better to argue about
Personaly, i find the idea of a sparkling vampire complete stupidity.He would burn and die in the sun.That, or i would ******** stab him in the heart with a wooden stake


too many doses and ,i'm starting to get an attraction

You deserve a million dollars for that reply. I hate Twilight as much as I hate the Honass Brothers, I've read the book AND saw the movie, both sucked. And I'm pissed at my friend for not letting me borrow Miyamoto Musashi's the Book of Five Rings. See, I asked her to let me borrow it. She kept bugging me to read Twilight first and she swore she'd let me borrow it. I read it in the beginning of the school year, the school year already ended, and I still haven't read the damn Book of Five Rings. So yeah, I'm pissed at her and I'm gonna keep using that against her from now on.  

[Magsnetic_Huxling]

Meh twilight is ok..I mean when I read the books I was like WTF? Since when do vampires sparkle? And when do they not die or have weaknesses? But I gave the book a chance because I have to admit it is creative. But the movie is just overkill and epic fail. I don't hate twilight nor am I a fangirl. Basically I'm neutral to this series.  

[Magsnetic_Huxling]

Leprechaun_Sean

1. A true vampire will never tell you that they are a vampire...EVER!!! and they think that they know that you know that they are a one...THEY'LL KILL YOU!

Well not all of them...

For example, Trinity Blood the REAL vampires will kill you if you say the term vampire only because they prefer to be called Methuselah and since this is a story that took place after Armageddon the Methuselah hated being compared to figures of ancient times just because they do all the things vampires did. All vampires in this anime HAVE weaknesses like to sunlight and silver.

Or Hellsing they'll just kill you, make you a ghoul, or make you a vampire regardless of what you do. Vampires in this series also have weaknesses.

In short real vampires don't sparkle and real vampires can die and have weaknesses  

[kaza-of-the-hidden-mist]

Nikku Momochi

kaza-of-the-hidden-mist

Oh, boy here we go again with the twilight movies
We all get the idea. Ether you like twilight or you hate it.
Please, Find something better to argue about
Personaly, i find the idea of a sparkling vampire complete stupidity.He would burn and die in the sun.That, or i would ******** stab him in the heart with a wooden stake


too many doses and ,i'm starting to get an attraction

You deserve a million dollars for that reply. I hate Twilight as much as I hate the Honass Brothers, I've read the book AND saw the movie, both sucked. And I'm pissed at my friend for not letting me borrow Miyamoto Musashi's the Book of Five Rings. See, I asked her to let me borrow it. She kept bugging me to read Twilight first and she swore she'd let me borrow it. I read it in the beginning of the school year, the school year already ended, and I still haven't read the damn Book of Five Rings. So yeah, I'm pissed at her and I'm gonna keep using that against her from now on.

Never heard of the book of five rings before.Sounds intresting.Could you post back to me when your friend finally lets you read it?


too many doses and ,i'm starting to get an attraction  

[Tsuge Sannojo]

kaza-of-the-hidden-mist

Nikku Momochi

kaza-of-the-hidden-mist

Oh, boy here we go again with the twilight movies
We all get the idea. Ether you like twilight or you hate it.
Please, Find something better to argue about
Personaly, i find the idea of a sparkling vampire complete stupidity.He would burn and die in the sun.That, or i would ******** stab him in the heart with a wooden stake


too many doses and ,i'm starting to get an attraction

You deserve a million dollars for that reply. I hate Twilight as much as I hate the Honass Brothers, I've read the book AND saw the movie, both sucked. And I'm pissed at my friend for not letting me borrow Miyamoto Musashi's the Book of Five Rings. See, I asked her to let me borrow it. She kept bugging me to read Twilight first and she swore she'd let me borrow it. I read it in the beginning of the school year, the school year already ended, and I still haven't read the damn Book of Five Rings. So yeah, I'm pissed at her and I'm gonna keep using that against her from now on.

Never heard of the book of five rings before.Sounds intresting.Could you post back to me when your friend finally lets you read it?


too many doses and ,i'm starting to get an attraction

She said that she'll buy me it for my birthday and she promised she would because she's tired of me using guilt on her. The Book of Five Rings is a book by Miyamoto Musashi about military strategy and swordsmanship.  

[Magsnetic_Huxling]

Book=ok....movie=epic fail

HELLSING BABY!!! Screw Edward I want Alucard. Alucard could kick Ed's a** no offense people.  

[Tsuge Sannojo]

Xx Crusnik05 xX

Book=ok....movie=epic fail

HELLSING BABY!!! Screw Edward I want Alucard. Alucard could kick Ed's a** no offense people.

Here's a scenario: Edward and the Jonas Brothers go to a gay pride parade. All the gays get all turned on by Edward's so called "perfect boy and face". Jealous, the Jonas Brothers attempt to kill him until he deflects the bullets with his sparkliness. The battle lasts til nightfall when Alucard comes out and kills em bnoth Edward and the Ho Bros with his awesomeness. The End.  

[J0-J0 The Gangsta King]

II Darkstar II

Ghey.

It's All About Blade.

l:

yeah man it's all about blade he kills those damn gay vampires xd