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 Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:02 am
granted but you leave your frog alone for five minutes only to find that someone has turned him into dinner (yum frog legs)
i wish that my sister would be nicer to me
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:26 pm
Granted, but as your sister becomes so nice, she trades her organs away for car wreck vivtims and dies.
Iwish I had a golden chicken foot! OwO
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:46 am
granted! but...what did they do with the rest of the chicken? ((i suggest you start checking where the stench is coming from))
i wish PETA would stop being so freakin' dramatic
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:46 am
Grantred, but since Peta toned fown their arguments- the animals disappear. SO, us being the intellegent race we happen to be, begin to use our babies for all of our reasearch.
I wish it would rain chocolate and strawberries.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:42 am
wish granted but people die from eating to much chocalate and the stawberries kill people as they hit them on the head
i wish my dog would stop bugging me all the time
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:25 am
grated, but then they run away and you never see them agaion.
i wish that i could be an anime girl
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:27 pm
wish granted but you turn out to be just like ino.
i wish that i could be shorter.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:12 am
Granted, but you become so short that you eventually get mixed up in a class of kindergarter students and you are washed away in the mass of bodies to finger paint and eat snot for the rest of your life!
I wish I would just die.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:33 pm
granted but i bring you back to life and you go to a crazy house for the rest of you life.
i wish that my phone would work right.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:03 pm
granted, ut ur bf forgets ur number and doesnt call u for weeks on end
i wish i had better luck finding a bf
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:51 am
granted but your bf turns out to be a gf
i wish that we could start a church choir
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:25 pm
Granted, but your choir becomes such a big sucess, you are bought out by the illuminati and they turn your choir into a stripper slash dragqueen concert.
I wish I has a tangerine tree in my back yard:3
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:33 pm
wish granted but tangerines are poisoned by me and you die after you eat one.
i wish for a cookie
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:46 pm
granted, but the cookie turns out to be made of cardboard
i wish my dog wasnt a wimp
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:50 pm
granted but he eats you.
i wish my friend wouldnt move.
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