♫♪♫ Karaoke Korner! ♪♫♪ (Poll updated...)

[TrustMeImFalling]

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Tonight's the night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just loose it all

I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control

Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
Just take it off

Let's paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again

Let's do it, let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, and do it, and do it,
Let's live it up
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it
Cause
I gotta feeling (ooooo hoooo) that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

Tonight's the night (Hey!)
Let's live it up (Let's live it up)
I got my money (I'm paid)
Let's spend it up (Let's spend it up)

Go out and smash it (Smash it)
Like Oh My God (Like Oh My God)
Jump off that sofa (C'mon)
Let's get get OFF

Fill up my cup (Drank)
Mozoltov (La' Chaim)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it off

Let's paint the town (paint the town)
We'll shut it down (Shut it down)
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again

Let's do it, let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, and do it, and do it,
Let's live it up
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, do it, do it, do it

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[JTN]

brass_monkey360

Cage the elephant.

Yep. They were at the Cubby Bear here in Chicago this October. 3nodding

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Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get I'll - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle - you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffffuuuuu---

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey

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[JTN]

♪♫♪

Give me fuel,
Give me fire,
Give me that which I desire,
Ooh!
(SHHHHAH!)

Yeah!
Turn on, I see red
Adrenaline crash and crack my head
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
And I see red

One hundred plus through black and white
War horse, ******** 'em man, white knuckle tight
Through black and white

Ooh, I burn,
Fuel is pumping engines,
Burning hard, loose and clean

And I burn,
Churning my direction,
Quench my thirst with gasoline

So give me fuel,
Give me fire,
Give me that which I desire

Yeah!

Turn on beyond the bone
Swallow future, spit out home,
Burn your face upon the chrome
Yeah, oh yeah!

Take the corner, join the crash
Headlights, headlines,
Another junkie lives too fast
Yeah, lives way too fast
Yeah, lives way too fast, (fast) fast,
(fast) fast, (fast) fast woah

Ooh, on I burn,
Fuel is pumping engines,
Burning hard loose and clean

And on I burn,
Churning my direction,
Quench my thirst with gasoline

So, give me fuel
Give me fire,
Give me that which I desire,
Ooh yeah!

White knuckle tight!

Give me fuel
Give me fire
My desire

Ooh, on I burn,
Fuel is pumping engines,
Burning hard, loose and clean
And on and on,
Churning my direction,
Quench my thirst with gasoline

Give me fuel,
Give me fire,
Give me that which I desire,
Ooh

Oh I burn!

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[Third Chaos Saint]

♪♫♪
Hey brother christian with your high and mighty errand
Your actions speak so loud i can't hear a word you're saying
Hey sister bleeding heart with all of your compassion
Your labors soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation

Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure
Can you improve this place with the data that you gather
Hey mother mercy can your loins bear fruit forever?
Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?

I want to conquer the world
Give all the idiots a brand new religion
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil
Promote equality in all of my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye and a "god you must be joking!"

Hey mister diplomat with your worldly aspirations
Did you see your children cry when you left them at the station?
Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamation
And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations

I want to conquer the world
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children
I'll do away with air pollution
And then I'll save the whales
We'll have peace on earth
And global communion

I want to conquer the world
I want to conquer the world
I want to conquer the world
I want to conquer the world

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[Marissa on My Mind]

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You could've been all I wanted
But you weren't honest
Now get in the ground
You choked off the surest of favors
But if you really loved me
You would've endured my world

Well if you're just as I presumed
A whore in sheep's ******** up all I do
And if so here we stop
Then never again
Will you see this in your life

Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs

You stormed off to scar the armada
Like Jesus played martyr,
I'll drill through your hands
The stone for the curse you have blamed me
With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep
But if you could just write me out
To neverless wonder... happy will I become
Be true that this is no option,
So with sin I condemn you
Demon play, demon out!

Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs

One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
I'd do anything for you
One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
Before I hope you die

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[JTN]

♪♫♪

Sister, I'm not much a poet, but a criminal
And you never had a chance
Love it, or leave it, you can't understand
A pretty face, but you do so carry on,
and on,
and on

I wouldn't front the scene if you paid me
I'm just the way that the doctor made me, on,
and on,
and on,
and on

Love is the red the rose on your coffin door
What's life like, bleeding on the floor,
the floor,
the floor?

You'll never make me leave
I wear this on my sleeve
Give me a reason to believe

So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
You're running after something
That you'll never kill
If this is what you want
Then fire at will!

Preach all you want but who's gonna save me?
I keep a gun on the book you gave me
Hallelujah, lock and load!
Black is the kiss, the touch of the serpent son
It ain't the mark or the scar that makes you one,
and one,
and one,
and one

You'll never make me leave
I wear this on my sleeve
Give me a reason to believe

So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
You're running after something
That you'll never kill
If this is what you want
Then fire at will!

You'll never make me leave
I wear this on my sleeve
You wanna follow something?
Give me a better cause to lead
Just give me what I need
Give me a reason to believe

So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
You're running after something
That you'll never kill
If this is what you want
Then fire at will

So give me all your poison (Fire at will!)
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts (Fire at will!)
And make me ill
You're running after something (Fire at will!)
That you'll never kill
If this is what you want (Fire at will!)
Then fire at will!

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[beccamon]

I've got too many questions in my mind
and I've got too many answers to find
Can I give up all I've imagined?
Am I imagical enough for this to happen?

Because I like you, I like you, I like you
And like can lead to like-like
And like-like can lead to love!
Sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss ******** you
Oh...
Oh.

Can I be the man you're looking for?
Can I be your girl for ever more?
I'll try real hard not to lose her
I'll try to be less of a loser

Because I like you, I like you, I like you
And like can lead to like-like
And like-like can lead to love
Sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss ******** you, kiss ******** you, kiss ******** you, kiss ******** you, kiss ******** you

*flute break*

Because I like you, I like you, I like you
And like can lead to like-like
And like-like can lead to love
Sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss you/squeeze you, kiss you/love you, kiss you/ring you, kiss you/ride you, kiss you/fist you, kiss you/blow you, kiss you/scar you, kiss you/kill you, kiss ******** you.  

[JTN]

♪♫♪

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living.

I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder.

The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland.
Teenage wasteland
Oh, yeah
Its only teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

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[beccamon]

*The Office Theme Music*  

[JTN]

So awesome... I have to sing it again! mrgreen

♫♪♫

Everybody wants a lover
Nobody wants to uncover
What may lay deep beneath a sometimes painful past
Wanna go without a care
Pull gardenias from her hair
I think of a time we didn’t have a care in the world
Captivated by her beauty I knew it was my life long duty
She had all the grace and charm of a radiant queen

How do you talk without speaking? Yeah
How do you hear without listening?
How do you live without feeling? Yeah
How do you take without giving?
We keep it all inside?

There are footprints on my ceiling
I can’t help this [farked] up feeling
Something’s wrong, you ain’t comin’ around here no more
Try to get my thoughts together
I think of a time when things were better
This miscommunication is bringin' me down

How do you talk without speaking? Yeah
How do you hear without listening?
How do you live without feeling? Yeah
How do you take without giving?
How you treat your new best friend?

Everybody wants a lover
Nobody wants to uncover
What may lay deep beneath a sometimes painful past
My heart is heavy slowly sinking
I redirect my desperate thinking
And kiss her red full lips like I did the very first time

How do you talk without speaking? Yeah
How do you hear without listening?
How do you live without feeling? Yeah
How do you take without giving?
There are footprints on my ceiling yeah
And I kept it bottled up inside
All my life...

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[beccamon]

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's our destiny (Pokemon!)
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all!
POKEMON!  

[JTN]

A guilty pleasure of mine... We'll be performing this one on Saturday's set. 3nodding

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Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else

I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved

Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter anymore

It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along, yeah
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls

Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye

Yeah

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain

Try so hard to say goodbye

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[The Ghost of Razgriz]

Couldn't describe me better XD. *currently in a long distance relationship*

I can't stand it for another day
When you live so many miles away.
Nothing here is gonna make me stay,
(You) took me over, let me find a way.

I sold my house
I sold my motor, too.
All I want is to be Next To You.
I'd rob a bank
Maybe steal a plane.
You took me over,
Think I'm goin' insane.

What can I do,
All I want is to be next to you.
What can I do,
All I want is to be next to you.

I've had a thousand girls or maybe more,
But I've never felt like this before.
But I just don't know what's come over me,
You took me over, take a look at me.

What can I do,
All I want is to be next to you.
What can I do,
All I want is to be next to you.

All I want is to be next to you,
All I want is to be next to you,
All I want is to be next to you.

Saw my doctor he said give it time
Got this feeling, gonna lose my mind.
When all it is is just a love affair.
You took me over baby, take me there.

What can I do
All I want is to be next to you
What can I do
All I want is to be next to you
What can I do
All I want is to be next to you
What can I do
All I want is to be next to you.  

[beccamon]

AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue
Freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing
Whack-a-mole 17 hours in a day.

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos
With the Ebola Virus.
You are the true lord of the dance
No matter what those idiots at work say!

ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless
When you find that 40-pound watermelon in your colon.
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
Then give a hickey to Meryl Streep.

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness.
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up,
Do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again
By your explosive flatulance.
Your love life will run into trouble
When your fiancee hurls a javelin through your chest.

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend
The rest of the week face down in the mud.
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
While taking your driver's test.

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt
And staple it to your boss's face (oh no!)
Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding
Then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quick

VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent
EXCEPT FOR YOU!
Expect a big surprise today
When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick.

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable,
or at the very least,
a bit unlikely that the relative position
of the planets and the stars
could have a special deep significance
or meaning that exclusively applies to only you.
But let me give you my assurance
that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid scientific documented evidence!
So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize
that every single one of them is absolutely true - Where was I?!

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner
for someone much more talented than you!
Laughter is the very best medicine.
Remember that when your appendix bursts next week!

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip
when you fall screaming from an open window.
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem
You stupid freak.

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind your back...
Kill them!
Take down all those naked pictures
of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den.

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person--
but you know they're lying--
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows
and never, never, never, never, never leave my house again!

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today!  

[Chaton Atomique]

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I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me

I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
I'm the kind that boys fantasize
I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable but that's only to the boys who don't have the
Right a approach or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll

People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent

I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me

My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late and when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who wont figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy

People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent

I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me

Sexy... naughty... bitchy...me

People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent

I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me

I like all of my shorts to be a little too shortly
Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me

I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls ...bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me! heart

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