Corrupt A Wish

[Marayuma-san]

granted but your existence will be meaningless

I wish I wasn't so awkward.  

[fire axel 08]

granted but now your stupid

i wish i had a TARDIS  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then things become chaotic.

I wish.... to kiss Alucard and be his bride...  

[GuillotineGirl]

[Who...?] Ok, ladedadeda. You're married. On you're honeymoon you drive him to madness and he kills you in your sleep.

I wish I could have the red chair FOREVER!!!!!  

[shadowsoldier2]

Granted. Unfortunately, it will be permanently glued to your face.

I wish I had a new guitar.  

[Zariki]

Wish granted, but now your deaf forever

I wish i had a photographic memory  

[fire axel 08]

granted but it is out of film most of the time.

i wish...i wish the goblins would come and take you away....Right now.  

[GuillotineGirl]

Granted, but if I go down, you're goin' down with me. 3nodding

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.  

[Knoxlysia X]

granted. but now you your even sleepier.

i wish for nothing  

[GuillotineGirl]

Granted, but then you get something.

I wish I had some play-doh. whee  

[Knoxlysia X]

granted but you choke on it and die.

i wish i had a perfectly good uncorrupted cookie.  

[fire axel 08]

granted but that one cookie is all you can eat.....for the rest of your life.

i wish i could remember to put a wish in here.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then you forgot what it was on accident.

I wish...to kiss Alucard, become his wife and maybe start a family.  

[fire axel 08]

granted but marrying a vampire is easy... it is the "till death do YOU part" that is hard.

i wish i had Captain jacks skill for getting out of trouble  

[Knoxlysia X]

granted, but you can only use them once a decade

i wish i could remember what i wanted to wish for.