Crack meme

[Ookoumori]

You're going to elementary school now! Aww...
You made friends with: Finland
You ate lunch with: Sweden
This person bullied you: Finland
Now on to middle school! AWESOME!
You're late to class and you bump into: Chibitalia
They: Quickly apologize and run off
You walk into class and the teacher is: Greece
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Hungary
You have a crush on: Liechtenstein
This person has a crush on you: Prussia
And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? France
This person asked you out on a date: Hong Kong
They took you to: The mall
Did you like your date? 65%

You got into a fight with: Germania
Did you win? 63%

This person confessed their love to you: Chibitalia
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Belarus
How well you did in high school: 63%

Now for your future! Yay?
You dated this person at one point: Japan
But you married this person in the end: Japan
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? N. Italy
Your spouse was cheating with: Sweden
How do you react? It's ok, I didn't like you either!
You get a job and your co-worker is: Belarus
You think your co-worker: Is annoying
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Taiwan
You try to marry again, this time to: Germany
Do you like this new marrige? 74%

Oh no! You died! How? Sat in Busby's Chair
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Korea
Who was happy about your death? Hong Kong
Who was secretly in love with you? Belarus
So did you like your life? 4%

The word 'Hypocrisy' springs to mind.

 

[Its Kamikio]

Name Its Kamikio
You're going to elementary school now! AWESOME!
You made friends with: Turkey (Besties apparently)
You ate lunch with: Hong Kong ( biggrin )
This person bullied you: Belarus
Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Greece
They: Help you up and apologize with a blush on their face (Sounds like him)
You walk into class and the teacher is: Chibitalia
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Belgium
You have a crush on: Sweden
This person has a crush on you: Greece (No wonder he blushed)
And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? Iceland
This person asked you out on a date: Chibitalia
They took you to: McDonalds (Cause America set it up...)
Did you like your date?
62%
You got into a fight with: Belarus (NO.)
Did you win?
8% (OW.)
This person confessed their love to you: Seychelles
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Russia (*awesome face*
How well you did in high school:
1% (LOLWUT)
Now for your future! AWESOME!
You dated this person at one point: Russia
But you married this person in the end: Iceland (Who again?)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Holy Roman Empire
Your spouse was cheating with: Russia (Jerk)
How do you react? *Doesn't really care*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Belarus (DONT KILL ME)
You think your co-worker: Is cute
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Russia
You try to marry again, this time to: Finland (Santa~!)
Do you like this new marrige?
65%
Oh no! You died! How? Poisoned pasta (Damn you Italy)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Cuba
Who was happy about your death? Estonia
Who was secretly in love with you? Japan ( heart )
So did you like your life?
79% (Pretty Good)  

[lanie100]

You're going to elementary school now! Do I get a cookie if I go?
You made friends with: Sweden
You ate lunch with: Switzerland
This person bullied you: Canada
Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Belgium
They: Ask if you're trying to pick a fight
You walk into class and the teacher is: Japan
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Belarus
You have a crush on: Chibitalia
This person has a crush on you: Liechtenstein
And now off to high school! Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Lithuania
This person asked you out on a date: Seychelles
They took you to: The movies
Did you like your date?
17%
You got into a fight with: Estonia
Did you win?
66%
This person confessed their love to you: Liechtenstein
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Finland
How well you did in high school:
66%
Now for your future! Cool! It's the future!
You dated this person at one point: Ukraine
But you married this person in the end: Sweden
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Belarus
Your spouse was cheating with: Taiwan
How do you react? Whatever.
You get a job and your co-worker is: Spain
You think your co-worker: Is cute
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Switzerland
You try to marry again, this time to: Grandpa Rome
Do you like this new marrige?
16%
Oh no! You died! How? Hungarian frying pan
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Germany
Who was happy about your death? Latvia
Who was secretly in love with you? Germany
So did you like your life?
64%  

[g l o o m y - p a n d i]

❝♥You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Iceland
You ate lunch with: Spain
This person bullied you: France
Now on to middle school! Whatever.
You're late to class and you bump into: Germany
They: Blush and apologize shyly
You walk into class and the teacher is: Poland
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Germania
You have a crush on: Spain
This person has a crush on you: Taiwan
And now off to high school! AWESOME!
Who always fell asleep in class? Poland
This person asked you out on a date: Prussia
They took you to: A big fancy restaurant
Did you like your date?
59%
You got into a fight with: Greece
Did you win?
100%
This person confessed their love to you: Prussia
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Turkey
How well you did in high school:
36%
Now for your future! Yay?
You dated this person at one point: France
But you married this person in the end: Germania
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? America
Your spouse was cheating with: Taiwan
How do you react? *Is jealous*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Latvia
You think your co-worker: Is cute
Your home was just robbed! It was by: China
You try to marry again, this time to: Taiwan
Do you like this new marrige?
61%


Oh no! You died! How? Died of laughter after seeing Germany in a maid outfit
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Cuba
Who was happy about your death? Belarus
Who was secretly in love with you? Germany
So did you like your life? 82%
Soo Taiwan had a crush on me then had an affair with my "husband" then married me? WTH? O.o❞

 

[currychicken123]

You're going to elementary school now!: Yay?
You made friends with: Iceland
You ate lunch with: Grandpa Rome
This person bullied you: Germania

Now on to middle school!: Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Lithuania
They: Yell at you to pay attention to where you're going
You walk into class and the teacher is: Hungary
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Canada
You have a crush on: Holy Roman Empire
This person has a crush on you: Romano

And now off to high school!: Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class?: Canada
This person asked you out on a date: Austria
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date?: 50%



You got into a fight with: Russia
Did you win?: 85%



This person confessed their love to you: Finland
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Greece
How well you did in high school: 25%



Now for your future!: Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: Japan
But you married this person in the end: Chibitalia
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you?: Estonia
Your spouse was cheating with: Romano
How do you react?: HOW COULD YOU?! *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Cuba
You think your co-worker: Is scary
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Liechtenstein
You try to marry again, this time to: Belgium
Do you like this new marrige?: 25%



Oh no! You died! How?: Sat in Busby's Chair
Who missed you the most at your funeral?: Turkey
Who was happy about your death?: Belgium
Who was secretly in love with you?: China
So did you like your life?: 36%

Oh mai, this was fun!  

[Saesneg]

You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Grandpa Rome (Yay >_< )
You ate lunch with: Japan
This person bullied you: N. Italy (He stole all my pasta D: )

Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Liechtenstein
They: Quickly apologize and run off (COme baaack D: )
You walk into class and the teacher is: Cuba
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Taiwan
You have a crush on: France (Hell yeh...)
This person has a crush on you: Poland (What about Lithuania scream )

And now off to high school! Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Canada (Who?)
This person asked you out on a date: England (♥)
They took you to: McDonalds (You need to stop hanging out with Alfred...look it's Alfred!...oh, I see how it is >.> )
Did you like your date? 81% (UKUS is fun wink )
You got into a fight with: Sealand
Did you win? 100% (KO!)
This person confessed their love to you: Finland (What about Su-san?! Ahh, I see, it's a cover-up cool )
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Germany (Yay! Poor Ita ): )
How well you did in high school: 98% (!!)



Now for your future! Yay?
You dated this person at one point: Iceland (Alrighty)
But you married this person in the end: Sealand (Even after that KO?)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Liechtenstein
Your spouse was cheating with: Taiwan ( evil )
How do you react? *Is jealous*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Grandpa Rome
You think your co-worker: Is boring (Huh? Whyyy?!)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Chibitalia (Hahaha...he must of had help xD )
You try to marry again, this time to: Russia
Do you like this new marrige? 12% (He kept trying to kill me O_o )



Oh no! You died! How? France (Ok then...)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Canada (Awww)
Who was happy about your death? Austria (Screw you)
Who was secretly in love with you? Poland (Get over it >.> )
So did you like your life? 89% (Not bad at all xD )


Wel, that was ... interesting xD  

[Big Brother Spain]

Name Spain c:
You're going to elementary school now! Yay?
You made friends with: Iceland
You ate lunch with: Grandpa Rome
This person bullied you: Germania
Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Lithuania
They: Yell at you to pay attention to where you're going
You walk into class and the teacher is: Hungary
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Canada
You have a crush on: Holy Roman Empire
This person has a crush on you: Romano
And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? Canada
This person asked you out on a date: Austria
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date?
50%


You got into a fight with: Russia
Did you win?
85%


This person confessed their love to you: Finland
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Greece
How well you did in high school:
25%


Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: Japan
But you married this person in the end: Chibitalia
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Estonia
Your spouse was cheating with: Romano
How do you react? HOW COULD YOU?! *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Cuba
You think your co-worker: Is scary
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Liechtenstein
You try to marry again, this time to: Belgium
Do you like this new marrige?
25%


Oh no! You died! How? Sat in Busby's Chair
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Turkey
Who was happy about your death? Belgium
Who was secretly in love with you? China
So did you like your life?
36%

Belgium, liking it when I died?! D:
Liechtenstein robbing my house?
 

[Cana Untitled]

You're going to elementary school now! Do I have to go?
You made friends with: Seychelles
You ate lunch with: Chibitalia
This person bullied you: Japan
Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Holy Roman Empire
They: Glare at you and walk away
You walk into class and the teacher is: Cuba
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Canada
You have a crush on: Estonia
This person has a crush on you: Germania
And now off to high school! Whatever.
Who always fell asleep in class? Seychelles
This person asked you out on a date: Belgium
They took you to: McDonalds
Did you like your date? 88%



You got into a fight with: Russia
Did you win? 28% (Yeah I'm not surprised)



This person confessed their love to you: Latvia (Awwwkkwardd...)
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Germany
How well you did in high school: 20%



Now for your future! Yay?
You dated this person at one point: Canada
But you married this person in the end: Iceland (???)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? France (Figures)
Your spouse was cheating with: Spain (FIGURES)
How do you react? *Doesn't really care* |:
You get a job and your co-worker is: Switzerland
You think your co-worker: Needs to be nicer (Stop threatening to shoot me, god, personal space issues or what)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Sealand (Dammit stop doing that!)
You try to marry again, this time to: N. Italy
Do you like this new marrige? 95%



Oh no! You died! How? Died of laughter after seeing Germany in a maid outfit
Who missed you the most at your funeral? England
Who was happy about your death? Prussia (Probably because I dated your Bro and married your BFF Ita-chan, huh?)
Who was secretly in love with you? Korea
So did you like your life? 67%

BEST LIFE EVER

 

[Kin-Chan03109]

You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Poland (Yay! Gossip time~)
You ate lunch with: Iceland
This person bullied you: Chibitalia (o.o Is that even possible?)

Now on to middle school! AWESOME!
You're late to class and you bump into: Egypt
They: Quickly apologize and run off
You walk into class and the teacher is: Lithuania
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Romano
You have a crush on: Russia

And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? Turkey
This person asked you out on a date: Germany
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date? 70%
You got into a fight with: Latvia
Did you win? 26% (wow, first I'm bullied by Chibitalia and, now I loose a fight to Latvia. I'm a freakin' weakling! >3<)
This person confessed their love to you: Iceland
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: England (omg YES! X3)
How well you did in high school: 81%

Now for your future! Whatever.
You dated this person at one point: Finland
But you married this person in the end: Sweden (M'wife *serious face*)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? France
Your spouse was cheating with: Lithuania
How do you react? *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Turkey
You think your co-worker: Is scary (Yes, yes he is o.o)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Romano
You try to marry again, this time to: Prussia
Do you like this new marrige? 83% (lol, of course I'd like the new marrige! It's Prussia! X3)
Oh no! You died! How? By an angry Canadian after you asked who they were (D: How could you Canada?!)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? China
Who was happy about your death? Ukraine
Who was secretly in love with you? Turkey
So did you like your life? 79%


I'd say I had a pretty good life.  

[Wednesday Havoc]

You're going to elementary school now!: Do I get a cookie if I go?
You made friends with: France (Hope he doesn't rape me...)
You ate lunch with: Liechtenstein
This person bullied you: Russia (Oh gawd! NO!)
Now on to middle school!: Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: America
They: Stare at you for a second, then walk away
You walk into class and the teacher is: Grandpa Rome (YES!)
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Holy Roman Empire
You have a crush on: Prussia (WHAT. NO. No no.)
This person has a crush on you: Egypt
And now off to high school!: Can't I stay home?
Who always fell asleep in class?: Chibitalia
This person asked you out on a date: Lithuania
They took you to: The mall
Did you like your date?: 33%
You got into a fight with: Iceland
Did you win?: 7% (Nuts.)
This person confessed their love to you: Switzerland
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Cuba (WHAT.)
How well you did in high school: 73%
Now for your future!: Cool! It's the future!
You dated this person at one point: Iceland
But you married this person in the end: Belgium (BUT I"M A FEMALE!)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you?: Greece
Your spouse was cheating with: Greece (The heck....)
How do you react?: I HATE YOU! *Beats up ex-spouse*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Estonia
You think your co-worker: Needs to be nicer (He's nice enough.)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Liechtenstein (What?)
You try to marry again, this time to: Liechtenstein (Once again, what?)
Do you like this new marrige?: 83%
Oh no! You died! How?: You were murdered. All that was left behind was a Russian pipe... (OH GAWD. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IS COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME.)
Who missed you the most at your funeral?: Spain (AWWWW.)
Who was happy about your death?: N. Italy (NOOO!!!)
Who was secretly in love with you?: France
So did you like your life?: 21%

I'd be happy with this life except for the part about being killed by Russia. And marrying my own gender. And Italy being happy about me dying.  

[rylith]

Name: Malaysia (lol my country and OC)

You're going to elementary school now!: Yay?
You made friends with: England (Well, speechless)
You ate lunch with: Greece (Yay, cats!)
This person bullied you: Prussia (He didn't get my vital reigns)
Now on to middle school!: Whatever
You're late to class and you bump into: France (Feh!)
They: Cry, begging you not to hurt them ( Takes out a camera and blackmail France mrgreen )
You walk into class and the teacher is: Japan (Woo!)
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Finland (*hugs*)
You have a crush on: Egypt (Uh...is not true)
This person has a crush on you: Latvia (He is shorter than me xd )
And now off to high school!: Whatever.
Who always fell asleep in class?: Egypt (Camera again)
This person asked you out on a date: Finland (YES YES YES!!!!)
They took you to: The mall
Did you like your date?: 97% (FINLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDD)
You got into a fight with: China (Pillow and Plushie fight! Yay!)
Did you win?: 97% (Of course, tiger VS panda, who wins?)
This person confessed their love to you: Cuba (....speechless..)
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: China (Hi there, aru~)
How well you did in high school: 25% (Yeah I failed my Maths)
Now for your future!: Yay?
You dated this person at one point: Holy Roman Empire (WTF?)
But you married this person in the end: Russia (Hides behind him to block Belarus)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you?: Japan (Hi, Kiku!)
Your spouse was cheating with: Cuba (....speechless again....)
How do you react?: Whatever
You get a job and your co-worker is: Ukraine (She's noisy but whatever)
You think your co-worker: Is mean (You know what and why)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: China (AHHH!!!! PANDA REVOLUTION!!!!!)
You try to marry again, this time to: Switzerland (I'm rich!)
Do you like this new marrige?: 37%
Oh no! You died! How?: By an angry Canadian after you asked who they were (FTW!!!!)
Who missed you the most at your funeral?: Liechtenstein (*hugs*)
Who was happy about your death?: Taiwan (WTF?!)
Who was secretly in love with you?: Austria (I like piano!)
So did you like your life?: 58%  

[reesie no risu]

Name
You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Austria
You ate lunch with: N. Italy (I shared pasta with him, right?)
This person bullied you: Latvia
Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Austria
They: Blush and apologize shyly
You walk into class and the teacher is: Germany (YES!)
During lunch, this person sat next to you: China
You have a crush on: Seychelles
This person has a crush on you: Seychelles (Requited!)
And now off to high school! Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Hong Kong
This person asked you out on a date: Austria
They took you to: Nowhere, they never showed up (He was with Hungary.)
Did you like your date? 30%



You got into a fight with: Romano
Did you win? 79%



This person confessed their love to you: Germany (My teacher?)
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Japan
How well you did in high school: 94%



Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future? (Hope so.)
You dated this person at one point: Russia
But you married this person in the end: Romano (Because I won the fight.)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Sealand
Your spouse was cheating with: Poland
How do you react? I HATE YOU! *Beats up ex-spouse*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Romano
You think your co-worker: Is cute (I still love you!)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: France
You try to marry again, this time to: Hong Kong
Do you like this new marrige? 62%



Oh no! You died! How? Poisoned pasta
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Belgium
Who was happy about your death? Holy Roman Empire (Why?)
Who was secretly in love with you? Canada (I was too. crying )
So did you like your life? 42%  

[TheEchoingRain]

You're going to elementary school now! Do I get a cookie if I go?
You made friends with: Belgium
You ate lunch with: Austria
This person bullied you: Austria
Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Switzerland
They: Stare at you for a second, then walk away
You walk into class and the teacher is: Latvia
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Spain
You have a crush on: Turkey
This person has a crush on you: Grandpa Rome
And now off to high school! AWESOME!
Who always fell asleep in class? Switzerland
This person asked you out on a date: Lithuania
They took you to: A museum
Did you like your date?
84%
You got into a fight with: Germania
Did you win?
55%
This person confessed their love to you: Austria
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Cuba
How well you did in high school:
42%
Now for your future! AWESOME!
You dated this person at one point: Seychelles
But you married this person in the end: Switzerland
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Germany
Your spouse was cheating with: Spain
How do you react? *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: China
You think your co-worker: Is annoying
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Greece
You try to marry again, this time to: China
Do you like this new marrige?
67%
Oh no! You died! How? English food
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Prussia
Who was happy about your death? America
Who was secretly in love with you? Iceland
So did you like your life?
40%
Wow... my life was messed up  

[shuniya]

You're going to elementary school now! Do I have to go?
You made friends with: Sealand
You ate lunch with: Belarus (cool!)
This person bullied you: Estonia
Now on to middle school! Whatever.
You're late to class and you bump into: Iceland
They: Stare at you for a second, then walk away
You walk into class and the teacher is: Estonia (OH-WTF, now he's gonna make my school life even MORE HORRIBLE!)
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Germania
You have a crush on: America
This person has a crush on you: Austria
And now off to high school! Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Liechtenstein
This person asked you out on a date: Turkey (whoa!)
They took you to: A big fancy restaurant
Did you like your date?
19%


You got into a fight with: Belgium
Did you win?
19%


This person confessed their love to you: Cuba (whoa)
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Romano (potty mouth away~)
How well you did in high school:
57%


Now for your future! Cool! It's the future!
You dated this person at one point: Iceland (not a bad guy actually)
But you married this person in the end: Hong Kong
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? N. Italy (i think i can trust you since you're "an expert in this field" )
Your spouse was cheating with: America
How do you react? I HATE YOU! *Beats up ex-spouse* (no, i'll beat up the guy who MADE HIM CHEAT!!)
You get a job and your co-worker is: Greece
You think your co-worker: Is cute (cutie~~~ heart )
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Seychelles (i assume she'll be clumsy)
You try to marry again, this time to: Spain
Do you like this new marrige?
100% (fuSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO!!! heart heart heart heart )


Oh no! You died! How? You were murdered. All that was left behind was a Russian pipe... (i got KOLed gonk )
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Sweden (aw you sweet guy)
Who was happy about your death? Cuba (just because i rejected you in the past? get a life!)
Who was secretly in love with you? Holy Roman Empire (aw...but why?)
So did you like your life?
47%  

[Abiding Angel]

You're going to elementary school now! Yay?
You made friends with: France
You ate lunch with: Sweden
This person bullied you: Estonia

Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Romano
They: Stare at you for a second, then walk away. (He would so totally do that.)
You walk into class and the teacher is: China (Aru!)
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Turkey
You have a crush on: England
This person has a crush on you: Prussia

And now off to high school! Can't I stay home?
Who always fell asleep in class? Latvia
This person asked you out on a date: Seychelles
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date? 100% (Wait,what!?)
You got into a fight with: Sweden
Did you win? 8%
This person confessed their love to you: Romano (LAWL)
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Estonia (Daw)
How well you did in high school: 78%

Now for your future! Cool! It's the future!
You dated this person at one point: England
But you married this person in the end: Lithuania
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? America
Your spouse was cheating with: Seychelles
How do you react? *Doesn't really care*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Egypt
You think your co-worker: Fails at this job
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Liechtenstein (D: rofl )
You try to marry again, this time to: Canada (Who?)
Do you like this new marrige? 90%

Oh no! You died! How? Died of laughter after seeing Germany in a maid outfit
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Finland
Who was happy about your death? Germania
Who was secretly in love with you? Iceland
So did you like your life?28%