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 Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:47 pm
broken_bleeding_angel razz oem: She is well known and sought, for indeed she is very hot. Her tongue is as sharp a sword, She will make you cry "Oh Mord!". All the girls wish they could be, as smart and clever as thee. But they are not, and you're still hot. So come and play with me, and with Azu we'll make it three. For a secret rendezvous, is what you and I shall do. And on this great big internet, she will make you very wet. She will make you flood, and spill all your blood. Oh Mord how we love thee! <3 I lol'd so freaking hard. This one is my favorite so far.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:49 pm
Matron Mord Sith broken_bleeding_angel razz oem: She is well known and sought, for indeed she is very hot. Her tongue is as sharp a sword, She will make you cry "Oh Mord!". All the girls wish they could be, as smart and clever as thee. But they are not, and you're still hot. So come and play with me, and with Azu we'll make it three. For a secret rendezvous, is what you and I shall do. And on this great big internet, she will make you very wet. She will make you flood, and spill all your blood. Oh Mord how we love thee! <3 I lol'd so freaking hard. This one is my favorite so far. Lol good. I enjoyed writing it. XD <3 <3
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:49 pm
Every night I log on my account
Hoping the night conversations amount
To interesting fairs of love and hate
But knowing that they will equate
To nothing but the rancour of life
But tonight I log on to my site
And what do I see now is perfectly right
The Matron know as Mordy appears
Banishing away all my fears
Of a dull night of drivel
The legion of girls who pollute the threads
Mordy comes in and bashes their heads
Now my night is complete
And I can finally go to sleep
Knowing Mordy made things right.
Your turn, Rain. twisted
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:50 pm
--Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--
Can I get an 'E'?
P?
I?
C?
What's that spell?
MORD!
--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic--
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:51 pm
SorceressJacklyn Every night I log on my account Hoping the night conversations amount To interesting fairs of love and hate But knowing that they will equate To nothing but the rancour of life But tonight I log on to my site And what do I see now is perfectly right The Matron know as Mordy appears Banishing away all my fears Of a dull night of drivel The legion of girls who pollute the threads Mordy comes in and bashes their heads Now my night is complete And I can finally go to sleep Knowing Mordy made things right. Your turn, Rain. twisted lmao this is a good one.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:52 pm
Matron Mord Sith SorceressJacklyn Every night I log on my account Hoping the night conversations amount To interesting fairs of love and hate But knowing that they will equate To nothing but the rancour of life But tonight I log on to my site And what do I see now is perfectly right The Matron know as Mordy appears Banishing away all my fears Of a dull night of drivel The legion of girls who pollute the threads Mordy comes in and bashes their heads Now my night is complete And I can finally go to sleep Knowing Mordy made things right. Your turn, Rain. twisted lmao this is a good one. Thank you, my internet goddess
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:53 pm
This b***h is up for it! And here's a shitty poem that I just had to tear out of my a**. 8D Roses are red, dead ones are black,
Mordy is sexy so cut me some slack!Why should you cut me some slack? ..That's a secret. (zips up) Ooh. I'm going to steal something from the musical 13, just for kicks. I am trying to get Mordy to go on a date with me. Eliza and Broken are helping me. Some random b***h is trying to come between us! D8< I am Eric, Eliza is Eddie, Broken is Malcolm, the b***h is Lucy, and Mord is Kendra. 8D Here's the actual song.
Broken:
One, two, three
Eliza:
Here we go
Eliza and broken:
Hey Mordy
Shot:
Hey, Mordy
Eliza and Broken:
I've been thinking
Eliza:
I've been thinking
Eliza and Broken:
I've got to, got to, got to, got to get with you
Shot:
So true
Eliza and Broken:
I wanna get up all in your business girl
And make you feel real fine
Shot:
Uh, real fine. Not fake fine.
Eliza and Broken:
Hey Mordy
Shot:
Hey Mordy
Eliza and Broken:
Come closer
Shot:
Much closer.
Eliza and Broken:
I got myself a brand new rocking horse
Why don't you climb up here in my [censored? I dunno what this word is, lol]
Eliza
And rock it, rock it all night long
Shot:
Okay, okay stop! Yeah, so not gonna work.
Eliza:
Yeah, so gonna work! It's double edge--
Eliza and Broken:
Smooth!!!!!eleven!
Shot:
Guys, Mord is a good girl (LIES). I can't just hit on her like whack-a-mole.
I do that, I will never get the tongue. Incoming! Mord, 3 o'clock!
Broken:
One, two, three.
Eliza:
Get shizzy!
Shot:
Mordy, there's something I want to ask you.
b***h:
Oh, God.
Eliza and Broken:
Hey Mordy
Shot:
Hey Kendra
Eliza and Broken:
I've been thinking
Shot:
I-I've been thinking...
Shot, Eliza, Broken:
I want to spend a little special time with you
Mord/Mordy:
Aw!
Shot, Eliza, Broken:
I want to take you to a movie, girl
Shot:
Friday night?
Eliza and Broken:
Down at the mall
Mord:
It's perfect!
b***h:
No, it isn't!
Eliza and Broken:
Hey Mordy
Shot:
Hey Mordy
Eliza and Broken:
Don't be nervous
Shot:
Trust me, baby
Shot, Eliza, Broken:
We're gonna get some popcorn and some Raisenettes
Broken:
Chocolate covered!
Eliza:
Tell your Mama not to worry, girl
Eliza and broken:
It's feel real fine
Mord:
Yay!
b***h:
No, no, no, no, no
You can't go to the movies on Friday night!
Eliza and Broken:
No, no, she can't do it!
b***h:
I said she can't go
Eliza and Broken:
Uh-uh, can't do it
b***h:
Cause you already committed to do that thing
Mord:
What thing?
b***h:
That thing!
Mord:
What thing?
b***h:
That thing you said you would do on Friday!!
Mord:
There is no thing.
b***h:
Yes there is, Mord!
Mord:
I'm going to the movies Friday night with Shot!
b***h:
No, you're not!
Don't contradict me in public, Mord!
We'll talk about this later!
Mord:
Fine!
Shot, Eliza, Broken:
Hey Mord
I'm begging!
Broken:
Please go to the movies on Friday!
Mord:
Sure, I'll come!
b***h:
We so majorly have to talk.
Eliza, Shot, Broken:
Ooh, baby!
We so good.
Eliza:
You're gonna get all up in her business, yo...
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:54 pm
SorceressJacklyn Matron Mord Sith SorceressJacklyn Every night I log on my account Hoping the night conversations amount To interesting fairs of love and hate But knowing that they will equate To nothing but the rancour of life But tonight I log on to my site And what do I see now is perfectly right The Matron know as Mordy appears Banishing away all my fears Of a dull night of drivel The legion of girls who pollute the threads Mordy comes in and bashes their heads Now my night is complete And I can finally go to sleep Knowing Mordy made things right. Your turn, Rain. twisted lmao this is a good one. Thank you, my internet goddess ;D you are very welcome <33333
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:55 pm
--Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--
Ohoho!
Jacklyn - It is ON!
*claws air*
I can be stupid,
But Mord wants her online cupid,
So I shall give it a shot,(See what I did there?)
Because we love Mord a lot,
She is epic in every way,
Fighting noobs by day,
Attention whores go down,
Because in Mord's awesomeness they ******** 'em all,
She needs a friggen' crown.
--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic--
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:57 pm
Oh mai, Jacklyn, Rose--you're gooood. I just spent fifteen minutes copying down lyrics from a song by ear, lol. I had to. x3
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:58 pm
Lieutenant Shotgun This b***h is up for it! And here's a shitty poem that I just had to tear out of my a**. 8D Roses are red, dead ones are black,
Mordy is sexy so cut me some slack!Why should you cut me some slack? ..That's a secret. (zips up) Ooh. I'm going to steal something from the musical 13, just for kicks. I am trying to get Mordy to go on a date with me. Eliza and Broken are helping me. Some random b***h is trying to come between us! D8< I am Eric, Eliza is Eddie, Broken is Malcolm, the b***h is Lucy, and Mord is Kendra. 8D Here's the actual songlmfao. <3 i ******** love you shot. XD
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:58 pm
I laughed so hard, Shot, ahha.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:58 pm
Lieutenant Shotgun Oh mai, Jacklyn, Rose--you're gooood. I just spent fifteen minutes copying down lyrics from a song by ear, lol. I had to. x3 --Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--
Me or Eliza?
--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic--
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:58 pm
lmao shotgun that was made of win. I can't stop laughing...I really can't. My tummy hurts from laughing to hard.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:59 pm
I do believe you trying to start a b***h fight, Rain. And I am Anonymous. I deliver. *flashes fangs* They say there is a goddess with All us called the Mord Sith They call her a deity of pain And strife but I do so claim That this woman is my patron And that is why we call her Matron
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