Twilight is Retarded... ~The Wrong Answer Game!!~

[bathdub mermaid]

Because Edward invented them.

Why does Stephanie Meyer hate women? And literacy? And general common sense?  

[Mistress of Monsters]

Because I said so.

Why can I never get the gum off my shoe!? DX  

[True Sparrow]

Because a camel spit on you!
Why are my hands so cold in a perfectly warm room?

 

[Sid Paperwings]

Because the perfectly warm room need some cookies.

Why am I posting here?

 

[Mistress of Monsters]

Because you need to get a life.

Why are there never any chips left in the bag? crying  

[TET0 KASANE]

Because a dog ate them :

Why do people have faces?  

[Equestrian Parties]

iTetoKasane1

Because a dog ate them :

Why do people have faces?

Cause we eat rainbows


Why does a pig fly?  

[Mistress of Monsters]

Because its getting away from Edward Cullen.

Why does Twilight suck so much?  

[D4t45t234m]

Cause drugs are bad. m'kay.
Why do cats hiss?  

[Alisox]

Because the gerbils ate bad tacos last night.

Why do I have to pee so bad?  

[Nocturne the Entropist]

Alisox

Because the gerbils ate bad tacos last night.

Why do I have to pee so bad?

Because you've just began to sparkle!

Why do I have voices in my head?  

[The Tsaria]

Because you play the piano.
Why are so many stupid Twilight fangirls in love with Edward -arg- or Jacob?  

[R e II L o ll i e S]

Because there are no muffins

Why Bella choose a vampire over werewolves/ humans?  

[SuperSonic595]

Because I invaded Belgium


Why do Dogs glide?  

[Neesta]

Because cats dont like mice.

Why is everything so messed up?