Corrupt A Wish

[25 Ivy Vega 52]

all the nerds coem to your yard and kill you for your pokemon


I wish i knew what to wish for  

[DeletedUsername]

you do, you wish to die a horrible death.

I wish more people would come here to wish!  

[Sarius Rin]

so many people come to wish that your computer cant handle it. it suddenly turns into a violent monster and bites your head off. i know that doesnt make sense.

i wish i had an egg roll  

[25 Ivy Vega 52]

the egg roll is poisend


I wish i could fly  

[DeletedUsername]

IT DOESNT HAVE TO MAKE SENSE biggrin

you crash into a building

i wish i won an ipod.  

[Sarius Rin]

u dont know how to steer so you smash into a building and die

i wish my egg roll was now a fortune cookie  

[DeletedUsername]

your fortune comes true, it said that you would drink pesticide.

i wish i had a pet pig named bacon  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

The pet pig in fact was brutally trained by the army and is now named bacon for his toughness, he comes to you at night and kills you in your sleep. twisted

I wish I had infitity money in gaia.  

[Sanguine Lupis]

You're online bank account explodes, and kills you.

I wish I was better at Zomg.  

[Nerissa Gemfang]

You get so good people get jealous and kill you.

My wish is to be a poet and teacher.  

[Sanguine Lupis]

You do, but you get no respect, and then die by eating pie.

I wish pokemon were real.  

[Fire Dragon Slayer Natsu]

You get eaten by the pokemon.

I wish i was in the Final Fantasy 7 world.  

[Fluffy Tobi]

You die in an accident going into the final fantasy world.

I wish I could shapeshift.  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

You shapeshift into a cookie and the cookie monster eats you.

I wish that we didn't have to pee.  

[DeletedUsername]

Your waste explodes inside of you

I wish my dog could talk.