The "If...Then..." Game

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

We'd all fall up, just like London Bridge.

If London Bridge fell up,  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Someone put it on the moon.


If you took off your space helmet while on the moon...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would be surprised if I could breath.

If you got lost...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...A strange humanoid cat pirate would rescue me~! mrgreen

If I accidentally stabbed you...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I come after you and hurt you.

If there was a little girl who made fiends,  

[Ayame-Yuura]

.... Fiends? That'd probably be me. biggrin

If there was a cat at the kissing booth...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I would walk away.

If there were Hunnic Nunnic Buns who like Guns...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...it wouldn't make for a very good Nursery Rhyme.


If I crushed your head between my hands...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I would have to kill you.

If the Flying Blue Monkey Ninjas raided you fridge...  

[magic_doglover]

then i'd soon be having a famous Indiana Jones dish for dinner.

if my cat became a golden retriever puppy  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'll need to get off those hard drugs.


If your mom caught you smoking weed...  

[magic_doglover]

then SHE'D need to get off those hard drugs.

if all computer mice in the world became real mice  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd be worried about the computer mouse biting me when I grab it.


If you discovered you had rabies...  

[magic_doglover]

then i'd let myself experience the blissful madness for a while before going out for treatment.

if i had a million dollars  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You'd get a brain to know that rabies can kill you.

If I kiss you...