The Game of Useless Powers

[Arc En Licorne]

i grant the person above me the power to make salsa spicier  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the ability to fall on your face. Have a nice day.  

[KeepItParallel]

I grant the person above me the power too get every item on your wishlist and get your dream avis.  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the ability to spin without getting sick or dizzy.  

[Paula_Kuro]

i grant you the ability to smack yourself in the face with out touching your actually touching your face  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the ability to shoot paper from your nose.  

[EgoLuv]

i grant the person above me the ability to smell bread baking..  

[T2G]

I grant you the ability to see everything in pixels.  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the ability to summon fairies that do nothing but link paper clips together.  

[T2G]

I grant you the ability to turn any liquid into balsamic vinegar.  

[1The Dead Girl1]

I grant you the amazing ability to grow another ear <3

 

[Sephiroth_LordOfDarkness]

I grant you the POWAH of... being able to grow weeds in your garden just by staring at the grass.  

[Keleios Faith]

I grant you the power of being unable to look at your reflection without poking yourself in the eye.... >.>  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the ability to make dogs bark.  

[Dragon Razikale]

I grant you the ability to look directly at the sun without becoming blind
burning_eyes xd