Three Word Story

[Musiical Soulz]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house [and all three]  

[Rayne Engel]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three [were brutally murdered]  

[Ty Gwynnia]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered [by a clown.]  

[Musiical Soulz]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. [And there was]  

[Ty Gwynnia]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was [many a joyous]  

[Musiical Soulz]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous [musicians who deserved]  

[Rayne Engel]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved [the spot light] (that sentence doesn't sound right... redo?)  

[Strider Wolfheart]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light [left behind. Besides] (No, no redos. -.-)  

[Musiical Soulz]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides [they earned the]  

[Ty Gwynnia]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the [big golden prize]  

[Musiical Soulz]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize [in being awesome.]  

[Rayne Engel]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. [Anyways in the]  

[Musiical Soulz]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. Anyways in the [small town of]  

[Ty Gwynnia]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. Anyways in the small town of [Bagsoville, there was]  

[Musiical Soulz]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. Anyways in the small town of Bagsoville, there was [a fat rabbit]