Bestow some words of wisdom on the avatar above you

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Remember, executing the poor and homeless is not community service.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Make sure to occasionally remove the head section of your costume so that you don't collapse from heat exhaustion.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Remember that the fuel container of your flamethrower is susceptible to bullets from a pesky mercenary duos with oddly shaped guns.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

When you're somewhere over the rainbow, release your biological waste over the edge so you don't make the rainbow dirty, there are no cleaning products up there.  

[KBiT]

Cat hair on the main course will score you lavatory cleaning duty  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Chances are that, due to your invincibility against bullets, your government will send you in behind enemy lines because you have a higher chance of surviving.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Burning your own snowmen reduces your chances of winning.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Even though it's a noble thought, you can't take in every stray animal you come across. You won't be able to afford it and you probably don't have the room. Plus, who's to say these animals will get along?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Make sure that your suit is either flame-retardant or proof as it be would embarrassing to catch fire, especially with your job as the team pyro.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Make sure you know what you're talking about because a rich person who is stupid will always be remembered as a "Stupid Rich Person"  

[KBiT]

When dealing with animals, maybe wearing your fancy clothes isn't the best idea  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Just because you look like a robot, it doesn't mean you'll refrain from giving off body odor or body heat.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Copyright infringement is b***h. Seriously, pikachu knows people.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Just because you have a nice body, it doesn't mean that the enemy will not kill you for flashing them.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Staying in such a form can lead to exposure of hearing the word 'kawaii' over and over.