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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:29 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:04 pm
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It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male Yesterday it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Holy cow, d'you see it last week? Well, they had this one freak Who sucker-punched his whole family Do you recall when the brawl Became a total free-for-all And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee Hey, see the stripper with the implants She likes to lap dance And date the boyfriend of her mother Now here come's Jerry's next guest And it's a slugfest 'Cause it's her trailer trash brother Nymphomaniac is back on crack It's like "When Animals Attack" They all exhibit reprehensible behavior Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes Step on their toes, that's how it goes They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange When he found out that his wife had a sex change They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight With the Siamese twins and the transvestite Five days since that awful brawl They still haven't got the blood off the wall It's been three days since the bitter fued Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude Yesterday, finally dawned on me I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
[Guy Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister [Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one? [Guy Guest :] All of them [Gal Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake! [Guy Guest :] Yah? Well, well me too! [Gal Guest :] Oh! [Guy Guest :] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie! (barking) [Gal Guest :] Woofie, you b-tch! [Gal Guest :] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat! (baaahhing) [Guy Guest :] That goat doesn't love you!
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin' Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin' Jerry's the king of confrontation He's a sensation He puts the 'sin' in syndication It's totally worthless, like a bad check It's like a train wreck Don't wanna stare but you can't look away Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows But with more weirdos The ratings jumpin' higher everyday If you've seen the show, well then you know It's just as low as you can go The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene And pretty soon some ugly goon Comes in the room and then it's BOOM In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies "Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant Should I turn off my TV? I just can't I have a tendency to watch it religiously I have a history of taping each one
It's been one week since the show about Psycho killers with problems they should work out Five days since the big surprise When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys Three days wince he interviewed A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude Yesterday, it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer Come over here and pull on my finger
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:48 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:49 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:56 pm
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The following is Rated R for languge Parental Advisery my be required
This is what i wish to sing to all you Emo freaks out ********! YOU DON'T KNOW s**t, DO YOU? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW s**t IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU IN YOUR UGLY b***h-a** FACE. YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, ******** MAMMA, YOUR ******** BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE a** MAMMA, DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, ******** Verse- Violent J] Oh my god! look at that turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody took a black thing and went thump That's TEEERRRIBlE! We heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy that they found? Dead in the grass with his, d**k in his a** Plus there was more but you won't recall Because Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls What you consider...DRAMA Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack with your intergalatic satellite data compress But we can't feed the homeless Then OJ's wack story unfolded And everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world really don't care THAT'S WHEN IT CALLS FOR A WHEELCHAIR!
[Chorus - Violent J] What you know 'bout terrible? (YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TERRIBLE) [x2]
Yeah she's so terrible you gotta beat her you b***h-a** WACK ******** Verse- Shaggy2Dope] LOOOORRDY-lord have we got a protest, man Some rock-and-roll ninja bit the head off a bat Was watching his concert, and channeled to hell 'Cuz he's so ******** TEERRRIBLE Meanwhile his records sell double and triple 'Cuz of you crying about him rubbing his n****e Religious? s**t, you helped them bang Instead of helping them poor people eating out of them garbage cans When you're done with them b***h, come protest me s**t, ******** I could use some money The whole world was crying when Kurt's gun went BANG! When Eazy-E died though, it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of A.I.D.S. but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shotgun, a hero is made Maybe I should do that s**t so J can get paid
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Are your kids so terrible you gotta beat on them too YOU DRUNK ******** Flag) In your schools (Rebel Flag) In your parks (Rebel Flag) In your courtrooms (Rebel Flag) In your hearts (Rebel Flag) Stood for slavery (Rebel Flag) Stood for war (Rebel Flag) Stood for hatred but just go ahead and hang your flag up some more! (Don't worry about my goddamn flag boy what's terrible is you damn rappers cursin')
[3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope] The country we live in was biult by slaves Beat down and murdered and stuffed in their graves You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill And you wanna know why I KILLLL PEOPLE! [Violent J] Bombs are blowing up, cops are corrupt And all you care about is who the president ******** don't know terrible...you will as soon as our wagons come over the hill!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:14 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:03 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:23 pm
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ALICIA KEYS LYRICS
"Every Little Bit Hurts"
Every little bit hurts, Every little bit hurts..
Every night I cry, every night I sigh, every night I wonder why you treat me cold, yet you won't let me go.
every little hurt counts, every little hurt counts, you say you're coming home, yet you never phone, leave me all alone, my love is strong for you, I'd do wrong for you. I can't take this loneliness you've given me. I can't go on giving m life away.
Oh, come back to me, darling you'll see, I can give you everything that you wanted before, if you will stay with me.
Every little bit hurts, every little bit hurts
To you I'm a toy and you're the boy, who has to say when i should play. yet you hurt me, desert me.
Oh, come back to me, darling you'll see, I can give you everhything that you wanted before. if you will stay with me.
Every little bit hurts, every little bit hurts, every little bit hurts, every little bit hurts.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:20 pm
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