Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Keyblade Ninja]

Jisen Meizuki

Keyblade Ninja

Jisen Meizuki

Marluxia:*dresses like a hippie* Flower power, man. It's all about love and peace, man. Let's not bring the war and hate into this world. Let's choice hands, be happy, and live together in peace, man.

Roxas:. .... why are we holding hands again?

Marluxia: Would you like me to demonstrate? wink

roxas: ... oh ***k  

[Keyblade Ninja]

more random

Sora: i'm brunette and you're blonde
Roxas: yes, is that a problem?
Sora: no.. it's just that... i was expecting a different hair color from you.. .like maybe red or something. i mean... kairi's nobody is blonde.. and she's a red head. do all nobodies who are about 15 years old have blonde hair?
Roxas: well.. i'm not sure but i suspect that --
Sora: holy ****! i'm talking to roxas!



things that all kingdom hearts characters would say... along with some final fantasy characters
Sora: i'm not a retard infested with ADD!
Riku: i'm not a blind idiot
Kairi: i'm not a wh0r3!
Roxas: i'm not axel's nor riku's NOR DIFFINITELY sora's or anybody else's UKE!
Namine: i'm not a slut!
Axel: i'm not gay
Saix: i'm not an elf
Cloud: i'm not emo.. i'm just misunderstood
Tifa: i'm not on steroids!
Xemnas: i'm not a ganguro.. even if i look like one..
Demyx: i'm not a hill billy... does it look like i watch KING OF THE HILL???
Luxord: i'm not an addict!
Larxene: i'm not a ninja.. or am i
marluxia: i'm not a flower goddess.. in fact.. i'm not even a GIRL!
Xaldin: i'm not a air bender!
Xigbar: i'm not a pirate!
Zexion: i'm not cloud's mysterious unknown emo brother!... i'm his mysterious emo cousin

I made these all by myself! mrgreen  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Those are quite good, Keyblade Ninja.

Tarzan: Ee, Ee, Oo, Oo, Ah.
Sora: No! It's Oo, ee, oo, ah, ah. Tang, tang, walla, walla, bing-bang. Can't you get the Witch Doctor song right?  

[Organization XIII Member]

rofl
rofl
rofl  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Jaffar: Iago! Don't let them get a hold of the lamp!
*silence*
Jaffar: Iago?
Iago:*somewhere away from the battle, rubbing the lamp* For my first wish, I wish....  

[[Hollow Point]]

Riku: "hey baby, come with me to the dark side and ill show you my keyblade! *eyebrows*

Wow it's been forever since ive been here, i remember when you guys only had like 1000 posts or something.  

[Organization XIII Member]

rofl rofl rofl
dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama  

[Keyblade Ninja]

[Hollow point]

Riku: "hey baby, come with me to the dark side and ill show you my keyblade! *eyebrows*

Wow it's been forever since ive been here, i remember when you guys only had like 1000 posts or something.

Roxas: wtf.. are you talking about and why are you staring at me that way?? confused  

[Organization XIII Member]

I want to tip more cows and zap more aliens  

[Kakeru Nozomi]

Keyblade Ninja

more random

Sora: i'm brunette and you're blonde
Roxas: yes, is that a problem?
Sora: no.. it's just that... i was expecting a different hair color from you.. .like maybe red or something. i mean... kairi's nobody is blonde.. and she's a red head. do all nobodies who are about 15 years old have blonde hair?
Roxas: well.. i'm not sure but i suspect that --
Sora: holy ****! i'm talking to roxas!



things that all kingdom hearts characters would say... along with some final fantasy characters
Sora: i'm not a retard infested with ADD!
Riku: i'm not a blind idiot
Kairi: i'm not a wh0r3!
Roxas: i'm not axel's nor riku's NOR DIFFINITELY sora's or anybody else's UKE!
Namine: i'm not a slut!
Axel: i'm not gay
Saix: i'm not an elf
Cloud: i'm not emo.. i'm just misunderstood
Tifa: i'm not on steroids!
Xemnas: i'm not a ganguro.. even if i look like one..
Demyx: i'm not a hill billy... does it look like i watch KING OF THE HILL???
Luxord: i'm not an addict!
Larxene: i'm not a ninja.. or am i
marluxia: i'm not a flower goddess.. in fact.. i'm not even a GIRL!
Xaldin: i'm not a air bender!
Xigbar: i'm not a pirate!
Zexion: i'm not cloud's mysterious unknown emo brother!... i'm his mysterious emo cousin

I made these all by myself! mrgreen

I like everything in that post. X3

Like my signature says!

Axel: "My life is a chicken in a pot!"  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Kakeru Nozomi

Like my signature says!

Axel: "My life is a chicken in a pot!"

0_o!!  

[Keyblade Ninja]

sora: i'm not a retard infested with ADD! ... hey look! i spelled add!  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Roxas:*defeated the Assassin Nobody and the Nobody spits out pictures* Huh?
Roxas:*picks up the picture and looks* 0.o
Roxas:*picks up more pictures and looks*......................... OMG!! I have a stalker!!!
*somewhere else*
Axel: Achoo!!
Lexaeus: Are you catching a cold?
Axel:*rubbing his nose* Either that or somebody is talking about me.  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Roxas and sora after that weird dark black abyss battle

Roxas: dammit. i can't send you back to that happy gay place you used to live in.
Sora: So i guess i'm stuck here in the mean time aren't i?
Roxas: yeah.... hey sora
Sora: yeah?
Roxas: you know how you were stuck in that egg thing a year ago?
Sora: yeah?
Roxas: did it occur to you that your voice changed and you sounds like an 8th grader?
Sora: ...omg i never noticed.


That concludes episode two of The sora and roxas show: the scenes that never were xD  

[Priest Of The Beast]

Axel:"Dont you Ask,Dont You Tell,You might End up right in Hell."

lol,Robin Williams.