corrupt a wish

[karrie_webb]

Granted, but the oven explodes and turns into a nuclear bomb!

I wish for Mr. Bean to be less distraous ((I don't think that is spelt right -_-))  

[Mewpher]

granted but he marry you

i wish i could understand women  

[LaLadrona]

Granted, but it doesn't do any good.

I wish I could remember what explodes in the chem lab.  

[Kogru]

Granted, but you remember just as your mixing things. And it turns out your mixing the most explosive thing possible, and you blow both your arms off =[

I wish i was raped then killed. (i'd like to read this one =])  

[LaLadrona]

eek
'kay.
But it's by someone you hate deeply and after you die, they bring you back with SCIENCE! Now you're stuck with them forever and ever and ever and ever and then you finally die and are reincarnated as a goldfish.

I wish dolphins ate all the sharks in the ocean.  

[Different...Very.]

Granted. From such a huge feast, the dolphins grow in size, bulk, and aggressiveness and have become the equivalent of a shark, thus eating each other, eventually wiping out the entire shark and dolphin species


I wish that my good dreams really came true, realistically.  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted, but all the Spring Break pictures are being passed around... And one shows you running from a cheetah and the people are laughing.



I wish it was raining.  

[Mewpher]

granted but it rains forever

i wish i have an electric guitar  

[LaLadrona]

Wish granted, but it's electrifyed and shocks you every time you touch it.

I wish my teacher's hair would turn purple whenever he gives us homework.  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted, but he'll have SUCH an obsession for his new color... He'll die the same color in his hair every hour.

Causing you, to have breakback amounts of homework daily.



I wish I could own my own arcade.  

[LaLadrona]

Granted, but it only contains educational games!
Mwahahaha!!!

I wish my saltine crackers were Ritz crackers.  

[LaLadrona]

Granted, but it's 3 parts latte, 2 parts anthrax!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted.


But, I'll stab you with a wooden stick, burn you alive, and spray mustard in your eyes.



I wish my hair was actually blue...