Whats your best pickup lines?

[Impalu]

bibblesBunn

Wanna play D&D? I will be the rouge so I can sneak attack and back-stab you all night. ninja

If I flip a coin, what are the odds of me getting head? xd

Lets play Titanic, I will be the ship, you can be the iceburg, and I will go down on you. wink

I'm like a Rubix cube baby, the more you play with me, the harder I get heart

I've heard all those 'sept the first one xD
and it made me giggle...
'cause they're still tryin' ta get me ta play that....
and they keep saying they need a rogue and that's what I should be x3
.....
then they make jokes like that xD


ninja heart
**note**
I've been busy with exams
so I won't be posting much

 

[Selena_Kurashina]

Lol. I saw the second one and last one on a Naruto fanart thing.

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" <-- also from said fanart.

"My love for you is like diaherrea.... I just can't hold it in."

Somewhat disgusting but funny.... >_>;  

[Just__Sarah XOXO]

Mines come from avatars <3.  

[AngelTristan]

Let's make like Nike and Just Do It.
Let's play army. I'll lie down while you blow me away!  

[snow_storm8]

pick up lines are so stupid  

[Selena_Kurashina]

snow_storm8

pick up lines are so stupid

But hilarious. xD

It's fun to watch people get rejected or laughed at.  

[Corelia]

I have some, and I'll dig them up... meanwhile, i can only think of the cheesy dumb ones, like...

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. LOLZ. xD

 

[l Puffy l]

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!  

[xMiseryLuvsMusicx]

I have really corny ones...

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Do you have a map? Because I get lost in your eyes.

 

[Selena_Kurashina]

I searched for more lines..... because I have no life. xD

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"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents."

"Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?"

"Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?"

"Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!"

"Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?"

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."

"I'm good at math, U+I=69"

"Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..."

"Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw."

"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way."

"You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya."

"You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good."

"It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me."

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

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And that's all I could find for now. xD  

[Sagebomb]

hey hows it going, can i buy you a drink

Yeah i win....  

[Yetsuo]

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?  

[Teh Wish Fairy]

» there are some really chesy ones...but it's good to laugh at...

i don't know any, just in portuguese cry  

[snow_storm8]

do u guys actuly use these rofl  

[Limca]

My favorite pick-up lines are nerdy ones. XD

For math geeks: "Hey, are you differentiable? 'Cause I'd love to be tangent to your curves!"

For chem geeks: "Are you delta-Q? 'Cause you add heat to my system!"