ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Nightly Knight]

not at all, except the pirate in the corner who loathes you

what happens if the world was square  

[Pailzor]

Then it would be really hard to get some places. talk2hand

What's the answer to life, love, and all that exists?  

[Dizzy Panda]

Money $$

why can't a ducks quack echo?  

[Nightly Knight]

because they breathe in when they quack

why did i eat 2 cookies instead of 4  

[Lyyyke_OMG-]

You wanted to cut down on the cookies.

Why are rabbits evil?  

[Trannisaurus Sex]

Because they can't speak.

Why don't animals have thumbs?  

[Lyyyke_OMG-]

They lost them going through adaptation.

Why do snowmen have no hearts?  

[Pailzor]

Cuz he melted before they got to the Wizard of Oz. 3nodding

Why can I not think of a question to ask?  

[Lyyyke_OMG-]

Because your brain doesn't feel like it

Why can't ninja's where pink?  

[inurox22]

They can be! but becoming a pink ninja usually means your being used as a target

why must puke be green?  

[Deyv87]

Because the Escrementals, gods made of fecal matter in ancient times who had domain over all things gross from the body, decreed that it be so. This way, when one vomits in a field, it is difficult to notice, and there is an increased chance that another will happen upon said vomit, slip, fall into the vomit, and then vomit themselves.

What is the wrong answer to this question?  

[Nightly Knight]

no answer

why am i thinking of spring  

[stoudbaker]

why am i thinking of spring?


because u r thinking that the spring from oldman shepards bed is connected to a door which is tokin from ur trampoline


whi is hot chocalte not called melted fudge?  

[Your Friend Dawn]

What is 'fish + dog'?

 

[Pailzor]

stoudbaker

whi is hot chocalte not called melted fudge?

Cuz it's bear fur. ninja

`~[b]elle~

What is 'fish + dog'?

Fog dish. 3nodding


Why is an orange orange called and orange when it's orange?