CLICHE corner

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

"Witness if you will: Squat."  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Jack: It's time for Plan B.
Carter: We have a Plan B?
Jack: No, but it's time for one.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Hathor: You, with the crown of marble!
Jack [to Hammond] She might mean you, sir.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

whee

"Daniel, you dog. You keep this up and you'll have a girl on every planet."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

That episode is great!

"Hail Dorothy. The wicked witch is dead. [Jack receives blank stares.] It's from a movie...Margaret Hamilton...?"  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

whee

"To Oz?"  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

"These and other cliches will be available to you all for one more day of training with me. After that, you'll either be assigned to an SG team…or not."

Oh my god.... rofl ...its just perfect....  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Yeah. xd

Daniel: Wow, this place is incredible. It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.
Jack: I thought you said it was Greek.
Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Peloponnesian region.
Jack: Where's that?
Daniel: Greece.
Jack: Why do I do that?  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Sam: The asteroid has an irregular shape, but we've calculated its length from end-to-end to be approximately 137 kilometers.
Jack: I've seen this movie. It hits Paris.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

(from the cargo ship window) "Carter? I can see my house."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

And the next line: *sigh* "Firing hyperdrive engine, sir."

Hammond: I will draft a letter to the Kelownan leader—
Jackl: General, you cannot capitulate to these people. They are lying bastards.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

xd

Hu'rak: No matter what you have endured, you've never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Jack: You ended that sentence with a preposition, b*****d.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

{Anubis has announced his plan to invade Earth in three days.]
Jack: Three days from nows a Thursday. Thursday's no good for us.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

"You know, Harry, it's not that I can't believe you lied to me again. It's that YOU LIED TO ME AGAIN!"  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Jack: Look, I'm sick of laying around. Help me up.
Teal'c: Dr Frasier believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission.
JAck: Yeah, whatever.
[He tries to get up and succeeds in rolling off the bed and onto the floor.]
Teal'c: Dr Frasier is usually correct in such matters.
[He bends down and hauls O'Neill back onto the bed to lie facedown.]
Jack: [muffled] Thank you.
Teal'c: You are welcome, O'Neill.

....strong guy, Teal'c....