Yo Momma Jokes

[Saints Warrior]

Yo mommas so fat she was walkin down the street with a pig, and a civillian said"were did you win that thing?" and the pig said"I won it at the fair"  

[Saints Warrior]

Yo mommas so fat she got a yeast infection to make her own bread lol corny  

[Om-Nom-Nom OwO]

Oh god! gonk

Yo momma's so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got a rug burn.

 

[Haughty Siren]

Yo mama is so ugly, on Halloween, her trick was the treat  

[mods helper]

yo mamas so stupid that when u told her eat ure shorts she grabbed a pair and started chewing on them  

[RetroCryptid]

Yo momma's so old she owes Fred Flintstone a foodstamp.  

[dangertits]

Your momma's so fat, when a kid walked around her, he got lost.

Your momma's so fat, she had to be baptised at Sea World.

 

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma so short that she successfully did a suicide on the edge of a side walk  

[emu7]

yo mama so ugly on holloween she went as herself  

[AceArchangel]

yo mama is so fat when got said let there be light he had to ask her to move over..

yo mama is so stupid when i said turn the TV on she started rubbing her boobs and licking her lips.

yo mama is so fat when she was put into the guinness world record book that's all they had room for..

yo mama is so stupid when she was trying to tell me a joke i wasnt sure whether to smile or seek professional help  

[Haughty Siren]

Yo mama is so ugly on halloween, her trick was the treat  

[Eternal Night 27]

yo momma is so poor that when i asked her where i should sit, she rolled a skateboard at me

yo momma so fat that when she walks, mount everest shakes

yo momma is so stupid that she was staring at an orange juice carton because it said consentrate.  

[dangertits]

Your momma is so stupid, when she was on the highway and looked at the sign Disneyland Left., she turned the car around and drove home.

 

[A DeJa Vu]

(I didn't read them all but)
Yo mamma is so fat that when a school bus filled with white kids wwent by she yelled "TWINKIE!"  

[mobydick99998]

yo mamma so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck
yo mamma so fat she got her own orbit
yo mamma so poor she was chasing a garbage truck with a shopping list
yo mamma so fat she sits next to everybody
yo mamma so ugly she scared a blind man
yo mamma so old she was jesuses best friend