confess!

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Just be gentle...

I divided by zero.  

[Zera Stardust]

Me to. The answer is infinity.

I rigged the last election.  

[Garynook]

Can you rig the next one for Hello Kitty?

I have a hole in my face.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Can I use it real quick?

I pwnd Chuck Norris in everything.  

[Garynook]

But did you pwn Technoviking, hmmm?

I have found a way to change shoes without taking them off.  

[Deppfan]

Do you give them a quarter?

I cut my toenails down to nothing.  

[Zera Stardust]

But you don't even have toes.

I'm Batman.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Cool, but you ain't no Superman.


I shot your mom in the back of the head.  

[Zera Stardust]

From way over there? Nice shot!

This statement is a lie.  

[Tichelle]

But was the question a lie as well?

I had sex with Dora the Explorer for cash.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I hope you used protection.


I'm arresting you and sending you to a forced labour camp for criticising the government.  

[Zera Stardust]

I don't think that's a good idea. I'll just break out and leave a big hole in the wall to let others escape.

I just melted some guy's face right off his scull.  

[-GracedWithPoetry-]

Wow... That's bad. With laser vision?

I ate the last piece of pie.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's OK. I'll have some of the cake.


There's a bomb in your pants.  

[Zera Stardust]

Good thing I'm not wearing any pants.

I'm not wearing any pants.